I've been hearing about a big stimulus package in the works.
Not sure how it will work. About $500 billion.
One way is "rebuilding/expanding infrastructure.
I'm thinking this group is infrastructure.
If we can score some of that cash to rebuild the group with boaters,
we can skim some off to buy boats.
Hell, we just give Gene about $500k to tweak some server stuff.
Maybe e-mail everybody a copy Agent 1.93.
That'll justify our intent.
Then we split the rest of the grant so we get maybe $100k each,
no, wait, maybe $350k. That sounds better for the math.
Then we all use some of that to buy ourselves a new boat.
Maybe use what's left after buying the boat for whoring and boozing.
Or you could just give it to your church.
Soon everybody can post about their boats.
All the businesses supporting our boats will thrive.
Heck, what we spend will be just a drop in the bucket, but do a darned
lot of good for the economy. It's patriotic really.
We'll call it the "Trickle-up Boating Plan"
How we do the paperwork on this?
Let's try not to get lawyers involved.

--Vic