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Once in a while I get something like this and normally delete it without
even reading it.

But, the wording in this one tickled my funny bone:

"Dear Sir/Madam,
we are a large commercial company, which appreciated the good reputation
during many years. Us ordering in electronic export products, such as the
portable computer, cameras, video, video games, liquid crystal display TV,
GPS, mobile, Mp3 \ Mp4, and so on. We can offer the reasonable one to you
and competitive price! We hope to establish friendly relations between
businesses and you. If questions, are smelled please free with us to
contact."


Eisboch


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On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:54:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
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Once in a while I get something like this and normally delete it without
even reading it.

But, the wording in this one tickled my funny bone:

"Dear Sir/Madam,
we are a large commercial company, which appreciated the good reputation
during many years. Us ordering in electronic export products, such as the
portable computer, cameras, video, video games, liquid crystal display TV,
GPS, mobile, Mp3 \ Mp4, and so on. We can offer the reasonable one to you
and competitive price! We hope to establish friendly relations between
businesses and you. If questions, are smelled please free with us to
contact."


Ah yes - manglish or ingrish.

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Eisboch wrote:
Once in a while I get something like this and normally delete it without
even reading it.

But, the wording in this one tickled my funny bone:

"Dear Sir/Madam,
we are a large commercial company, which appreciated the good reputation
during many years. Us ordering in electronic export products, such as the
portable computer, cameras, video, video games, liquid crystal display TV,
GPS, mobile, Mp3 \ Mp4, and so on. We can offer the reasonable one to you
and competitive price! We hope to establish friendly relations between
businesses and you. If questions, are smelled please free with us to
contact."


Eisboch



Tell them to send you some samples of their merchandise to evaluates on
a no return basis. You are especially interested in big screen TVs, high
dollar home theater systems and very expensive video cameras. Have them
send it to "General Delivery, Your Town, Your State, Your Zip"
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On Nov 23, 8:28*am, BAR wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Once in a while I get something like this and normally delete it without
even reading it.


But, the wording in this one tickled my funny bone:


"Dear Sir/Madam,
we are a large commercial company, which appreciated the good reputation
during many years. Us ordering in electronic export products, such as the
portable computer, cameras, video, video games, liquid crystal display TV,
GPS, mobile, Mp3 \ Mp4, and so on. We can offer the reasonable one to you
and competitive price! We hope to establish friendly relations between
businesses and you. If questions, are smelled please free with us to
contact."


Eisboch


Tell them to send you some samples of their merchandise to evaluates on
a no return basis. You are especially interested in big screen TVs, high
dollar home theater systems and very expensive video cameras. Have them
send it to "General Delivery, Your Town, Your State, Your Zip"


But only if they "smell" them first.
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