Once in a while I get something like this and normally delete it without
even reading it.

But, the wording in this one tickled my funny bone:

"Dear Sir/Madam,
we are a large commercial company, which appreciated the good reputation
during many years. Us ordering in electronic export products, such as the
portable computer, cameras, video, video games, liquid crystal display TV,
GPS, mobile, Mp3 \ Mp4, and so on. We can offer the reasonable one to you
and competitive price! We hope to establish friendly relations between
businesses and you. If questions, are smelled please free with us to
contact."


Eisboch