JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water

I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.

"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?


Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

On Nov 17, 1:22*pm, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water

I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.

"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years..
*Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me..
*Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Wow! Google and wikipedia!!! Yup, now I believe you..... snerk

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water

I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.

"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?


Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.


Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.


Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?



Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

On Nov 17, 6:55*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
*Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
*Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.

Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?

Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? *I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy..

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..

wrote in message
...
On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater
wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for
years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah
rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.

Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?

Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy..

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..

And I have dings in my canoe from whitewater. But have no idea about the
"strainer". "lariat", etc. We just canoed. Just because you do not know
the technical terms does not mean you have not canoed.

On Nov 17, 11:33*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:





On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater
wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for
years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah
rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.

Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?

Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy..

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..

And I have dings in my canoe from whitewater. *But have no idea about the
"strainer". "lariat", etc. *We just canoed. *Just because you do not know
the technical terms does not mean you have not canoed.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

"Shooting the rapids" for a guy who is so obsessed with only
professionals playing dangerous sports, or doing any kind of manual
labor, would suggest a more experienced or advanced paddler when it's
Harry talking about it. He insists that everyone should be a licenced
pro before you do anything, I assume he holds himself to the same
standards.. . You other guys and guys like me are allowed to have
fun.. No problem..

The lariat holds the boat to you, a strainer is a tree or other
submerged obstacle that could hold you andyour boat under water and
kill you, the blade should be in a place where it won't get hooked on
anything or lost, but you can get a hold of it to cut yourself out of
a strainer or away from your boat within seconds, underwater, blind,
first try, every time.... This particular maneuver is practiced as
much as "rolling" by folks who actually "shoot the rapids"... Which I
don't do intentionally at my age... Now I enjoy a nice flat paddle or
at most play in the surf or wake of big boats

wrote:

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page..

I handled your "questions" the way I handle most of your questions...I
ignored them. I've told you before, you are nothing more than a
presenter of mostly unintentional humor, not someone I take seriously.

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:55*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
*Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
*Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?

I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.

Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.

Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.

Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?

Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? *I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy..

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..

'Twas just a little boo-boo. He meant 'ripples', not 'rapids'.
--
John H.