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On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
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Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??



Seen any interesting new birds lately?

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On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:59:07 -0500, Boater wrote:

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On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
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Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??



Seen any interesting new birds lately?


Probably can't even see his fly. (Yeah, yeah...I know...really bad pun)

Old McDonald, our erstwhile poster, has a baaaaaad case of sleep apnea,
and wears the full face mask CPAP regalia. I *had* a good friend who
suffered from that, and despite all the nagging from his spouse and
friends, he refused to change his lifestyle (too heavy, too much booze,
and he smoked). Well, he doesn't suffer from sleep apnea any more, nor
does he have to wear the CPAP device.

He's dead.


How is your pustule problem doing, Harry? Do you still have to squeeze
those foul smelling things every morning. You've not mentioned them since
you last compared the act to reading something in the group.

I hear soap helps.
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On Nov 16, 8:59*am, Boater wrote:
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On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
wrote:


Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??


Seen any interesting new birds lately?


Probably can't even see his fly. * (Yeah, yeah...I know...really bad pun)

Old McDonald, our erstwhile poster, has a baaaaaad case of sleep apnea,
and wears the full face mask CPAP regalia. I *had* a good friend who
suffered from that, and despite all the nagging from his spouse and
friends, he refused to change his lifestyle (too heavy, too much booze,
and he smoked). Well, he doesn't suffer from sleep apnea any more, nor
does he have to wear the CPAP device.

He's dead.


Keep eating, fat *******.
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On Nov 16, 7:48*am, wrote:
On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii

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Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??


Seen any interesting new birds lately?


Matter of fact, Salty, my birding group saw a strange bird recently.
A strange bird indeed, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
The species is known to inhabit an area south of Baltimore. The bird
flaps his wings all the time, even when perched to attract attention
and he bellows from early morning until late at night.
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On Nov 16, 2:49*pm, wrote:
On Nov 16, 7:48*am, wrote:

On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii


wrote:


Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??


Seen any interesting new birds lately?


Matter of fact, Salty, my birding group saw a strange bird recently.
A strange bird indeed, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
The species is known to inhabit an area south of Baltimore. *The bird
flaps his wings all the time, even when perched to attract attention
and he bellows from early morning until late at night.


I head that species feeds upon carrion, and uses the wing flapping and
bellowing in a futile effort to make other birds think they are
smarter than they really are.
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camacdonaldiii wrote:
On Nov 16, 2:49 pm, wrote:
On Nov 16, 7:48 am, wrote:

On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
wrote:
Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??
Seen any interesting new birds lately?

Matter of fact, Salty, my birding group saw a strange bird recently.
A strange bird indeed, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
The species is known to inhabit an area south of Baltimore. The bird
flaps his wings all the time, even when perched to attract attention
and he bellows from early morning until late at night.


I head that species feeds upon carrion, and uses the wing flapping and
bellowing in a futile effort to make other birds think they are
smarter than they really are.



Do you have a rolling oxygen tank, too, or is the CPAP mask enough?
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On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:33:35 -0500, Boater wrote:

camacdonaldiii wrote:
On Nov 16, 2:49 pm, wrote:
On Nov 16, 7:48 am, wrote:

On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
wrote:
Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??
Seen any interesting new birds lately?
Matter of fact, Salty, my birding group saw a strange bird recently.
A strange bird indeed, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
The species is known to inhabit an area south of Baltimore. The bird
flaps his wings all the time, even when perched to attract attention
and he bellows from early morning until late at night.


I head that species feeds upon carrion, and uses the wing flapping and
bellowing in a futile effort to make other birds think they are
smarter than they really are.



Do you have a rolling oxygen tank, too, or is the CPAP mask enough?


You gotta admit that those were a couple of funny posts, even if they
*were* right on!
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JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:33:35 -0500, Boater wrote:

camacdonaldiii wrote:
On Nov 16, 2:49 pm, wrote:
On Nov 16, 7:48 am, wrote:

On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:21:22 -0800 (PST), camacdonaldiii
wrote:
Hey Krauseter, my main man, why don't you answer??
Seen any interesting new birds lately?
Matter of fact, Salty, my birding group saw a strange bird recently.
A strange bird indeed, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
The species is known to inhabit an area south of Baltimore. The bird
flaps his wings all the time, even when perched to attract attention
and he bellows from early morning until late at night.
I head that species feeds upon carrion, and uses the wing flapping and
bellowing in a futile effort to make other birds think they are
smarter than they really are.


Do you have a rolling oxygen tank, too, or is the CPAP mask enough?


You gotta admit that those were a couple of funny posts, even if they
*were* right on!



Not nearly as funny as some of your boating-related idiocies...
such as spraying WD40 into the spark plug holes as a fogging oil.



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