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Skippy's turned into a real lubber
He's back up the highway again. Must have a mistress up there in the
mountains around Clayton, Ga. Don't nobody tell Lydia. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Or, it could be he's also stocking up on moonshine to smuggle into the Bahamas if he ever makes it there which seems doubtful now that's he's spending all his time driving up and down the highway. I knew the boy just didn't have what it takes. Can't wean himself off dirt. http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?&glId=0sKGa9AJRCF45FaX5L5g6PLcZGvSb3 nMe Wilbur Hubbard |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
He's back up the highway again. Must have a mistress up there in the mountains around Clayton, Ga. Don't nobody tell Lydia. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Memory failing Neal? |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On Nov 9, 7:42*pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: He's back up the highway again. Must have a mistress up there in the mountains around Clayton, Ga. Don't nobody tell Lydia. *Shhhhhhhhhhh! Or, it could be he's also stocking up on moonshine to smuggle into the Bahamas if he ever makes it there which seems doubtful now that's he's spending all his time driving up and down the highway. I knew the boy just didn't have what it takes. Can't wean himself off dirt. http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?&glId=0sKGa9AJ.... Wilbur Hubbard Good timing. Trust you noted we're back on the boat. We being Lydia, her mother, Portia and me. We may even venture out on the water sometime soon :{)) L8R Skip, off to dinner |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On 2008-11-09 19:42:33 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
said: He's back up the highway again. Must have a mistress up there in the mountains around Clayton, Ga. Don't nobody tell Lydia. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Yeah, he DID have a lady up there .... Mum! Isn't it so amazing that you're the first to spot Skip's movements. Jealous? -- Jere Lull Xan-à-Deux -- Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD Xan's pages: http://web.mac.com/jerelull/iWeb/Xan/ Our BVI trips & tips: http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/ |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:44:29 -0800 (PST), Skip Gundlach
wrote: We may even venture out on the water sometime soon :{)) What does Portia have to say about that ? |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
"Jere Lull" wrote in message news:200811110129088930-jerelull@maccom... On 2008-11-09 19:42:33 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard" said: He's back up the highway again. Must have a mistress up there in the mountains around Clayton, Ga. Don't nobody tell Lydia. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Yeah, he DID have a lady up there .... Mum! Isn't it so amazing that you're the first to spot Skip's movements. Jealous? Me jealous of Skippy? Perish the thought! There is simply nothing to be jealous about. 1) My ships cat "Peeky" is better than "Portia". He loves his boat so much he won't even consider jumping off it even when on the hard for a bottom job. He knows how to swim to the transom and climb up his net to get back on board if he falls off at anchor. 2) My boat is better than the "Wallowing Pig." Better in every way - faster, more economical, easier to maintain, less expensive to upkeep, has more sea miles under her keel, no leaks anywhere, no stinking wind-up sails. Constantly upgraded with the best of materials including new standing rigging and Sta-Locs all around. New wiring throughout. New electronics and Navman instruments. New nav lights. New photovoltaics. New refrigerator. (Waeco/AdlerBarbour) New VHF and on and on and on. Has real spinnaker and asymmetrical cruising chute with sock. Has storm trysail and storm jib. New mainsail and serviceable spare. Has 9 headsails of various sizes and weights. Has seven anchors including CQR, W/C fisherman, Danforth Hi-tensile (3), para-sea anchor and four independent rodes of stainless steel chain and nylon. Has a nice little 40 pound GRP pram (six-feet loa) and stainless steel tubing storage rack at deck level of transom where it stores secure, safe and sound lashed upside down. The pram probably has more miles on her keel than Skippy's mother ship. 3) What else? Oh yeah - I never use it but it has a ElectraSan for the head. Legal for all but no-discharge zones. Also has safe, reliable two-burner stove. No chance of propane explosion. Has full SCUBA for treasure diving and salvage and repair ops. Has NO space robbing, water hogging, perfume stinking, closet filling, constantly whining and bitching female crew members who can't figure out on which side of a daymark or buoy to steer. Has a reliable, easy to maintain, non-polluting and very economical Honda 4-stroke outboard engine. 4) Doesn't need a generator as it's an integrated system and solar powered. Doesn't stink like diesel fuel like Skippy's leaky motor that he tries to fix using bubble gum and hardware store parts. Doesn't need a SPOT because the captain always knows where he goes and is. 5) Has withstood more than two dozen hurricanes and tropical storms with no damage of note. Has withstood a direct violent lightning strike and sustained no structural damage. Has been aground fewer times in 20 years than the "Wallowing Pig" has been aground in 20 months. 6) Has rounded Cape Horn from west to east under sail. Wilbur Hubbard |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:09:44 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: 3) What else? Oh yeah - I never use it but it has a ElectraSan for the head. Still haven't heard from any here who have an Airhead. No holding tanks - except for the portable one for dumping urine. No stinky hoses, clogged/broken valves, thruhulls, etc Guess most folks just don't fancy the Airhead, which from reports never stinks up the boat. Tradition mostly, I suspect. --Vic |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:09:44 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: 2) My boat is better than the "Wallowing Pig." Better in every way - faster, more economical, easier to maintain, less expensive to upkeep, has more sea miles under her keel, Yes, the tide comes in... The tide goes out... |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:24:12 -0600, Vic Smith wrote:
Still haven't heard from any here who have an Airhead. No holding tanks - except for the portable one for dumping urine. No stinky hoses, clogged/broken valves, thruhulls, etc Guess most folks just don't fancy the Airhead, which from reports never stinks up the boat. Tradition mostly, I suspect. A composting toilet is an interesting concept for a boat. I knew a couple that had one in their cabin (land). Worked pretty well. The only downside I recall, was during the colder months, the cabin was used infrequently, and the composting toilet needed heat to work properly. |
Skippy's turned into a real lubber
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote:
I never use it but it has a ElectraSan for the head. Perhaps if Neal occasionally used his head, he wouldn't be so full of... er... himself... |
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