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Fake wilbur Hubbard
I'm so upset! You see that horrible thing, Wilfrid Hereford is
masquerading as me, Wilbur Hubbard. It all started one night at the Leather and Lashes Bar and Grill where some of us "Girls" meet. You see Wilfrid is simply the most awful dresser in the local community. Absolutely without style. I, on the other hand have an absolutely fabulous sense of what is "In" and obviously Wilfrid is extremely jealous of me. Well, on the night in mention I was wearing my yellow vinyl hot pants AND an authentic Hells Angles leather vest, complete with "Colors" imprinted on the back. (It cost me $500 and, well, and some other "services") but tres chic. Wilfrid, on the other hand was "attired" in a sleazy black muscle shirt and a red mini. Gauche, in the extreme. I can't begin to tell you how horrible he looked with his skinny white arms sticking out of that horrible black shirt. Ugh! But, anyway. I made the mistake of saying to my Friend (you see that is another thing that makes Wilfrid jealous - I have a Friend but he is still oyster diving in public johns, and my Friend is, well, rich). But I did say, and Wilfrid heard me, I guess, that I couldn't see how, if that was the best he could dress, how he could afford to buy a drink at the Leather.. Well! that just set him off. Frothing! (you've never seen anything like it) Simply insane with jealousy! And ever since Wilfrid has stolen my email address and is writing all this simply awful stuff about how I hate women (some actually have a divine sense of style you know) and all this foolishness about boats and how he is a Real Sailor (actually he gets seasick in a bubble bath). I could tell you about this boat he keeps talking about. He had a group of us down to an Affair on his Yacht. Ten of us and he was supposed to provide drinks and stuff. Heaven help us, a six-pack of Bud Light and a bottle of unpitted olives. And tiny, you can't imagine how tiny that little thing is. Why, my Friend and I could hardly find room to spread out and sun bathing was utterly impossible. So, Please! Please! if you read something that Wilfrid has written using my name DO NOT BELIEVE IT. (to show a message is really from me I'll include the secret word "leather" in the message somewhere.... but don't let on to Wilfrid what the secret is). Wilbur Hubbard |
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