One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the
shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the
shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming
More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right

Lee a écrit :
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked

Peggy, PLEASE, help us flush him out of this group...
----

One day Larry and Wilbur go to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
they ASK about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money
from you. I'm
doing community service this week." Larry is pleased and they leave the
shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a single
thank you
card, a dozen bounced checks, and a 12 000 word essay on the PROPER way
to do a hair-cut waiting for him at his door.


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"Lee" wrote in message ...
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves
the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and
a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the
shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the
shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right


Thanks, Lee, for the chuckle and the insight.

And, that is actually how it DOES work in real life.

Notice how the three Democrats who have objected to you stayed in form. One
used racial slurs and then stuck his head into the sand. Another engaged in
unrelated, ad hominem attacks via a lame attempt at a joke. The third
managed to get a gay sex reference in. All three are examples of the me,
myself and I mentality.

This is exactly how Democrats are. What's in it for ME is their mantra?
Never a kind word or kind gesture for anybody else but demands for same for
THEMSELVES. In other words totally selfish just as, you the original poster,
portrayed them, a complete dearth of any semblance of a sense of humor and
totally lacking in the social graces.

Wilbur Hubbard

People who get sucked into party politics are dumb as sin, buy they
are the backbone of a system that both parties love and exploit for
their own benefit.

And so it goes.





The Good Captain
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
People who get sucked into party politics are dumb as sin, buy they
are the backbone of a system that both parties love and exploit for
their own benefit.

Nearly as bad as the religious whackos.

On Apr 6, 3:07 pm, "Bill Kearney" wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

People who get sucked into party politics are dumb as sin, buy they
are the backbone of a system that both parties love and exploit for
their own benefit.

Nearly as bad as the religious whackos.



Nearly...but worse still when they work together. Watching num-necks
like Hubbard and Crantz spew about it is always funny and sad. They
have no idea or certainly no care that they are complete tools and
fools. Bush a conservative? A republican? It's as if most people don't
even know what those words used to mean.



The Good Captain

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
People who get sucked into party politics are dumb as sin, buy they
are the backbone of a system that both parties love and exploit for
their own benefit.

And so it goes.





The Good Captain
35s5
NY

They aren't sucked in. They are pigs with their snouts in the government
trough.

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
People who get sucked into party politics are dumb as sin, buy they
are the backbone of a system that both parties love and exploit for
their own benefit.

And so it goes.





The Good Captain
35s5
NY

They aren't sucked in. They are pigs with their snouts in the government
trough.

Not to defend the indefensible, but I think Bob is talking about the regular
dems and repubs not the leaders, who are mostly pigs/snouts in the troff.

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On Apr 5, 2:46*pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

This is exactly how Democrats are. What's in it for ME is their mantra?

Dear WIlbur:

I disagree completly. Democrats are a rather conservatve bunch. They
believe in a ballanced budget, service to our nation and community
(example Peace Corps, AmeriCorps) and respect to our heritage by
preserving historical buildings and 1000 year old trees. As far as
science goes they are VERY CONSEVATIVE. For example a person should be
prudetn when considering global climate change. The stakes are just to
high. The conserative person will always error on the side of prudance
when the the fate of the earth and our way of life at stake. In other
words be cautious, prudent, and conservative....... plan for the
worst , hope for the best.So a consevative person will consider global
climate change with great concern.

On the other hand Republicans want to spend now, cut all the trees
down, build Mac Mannsions everwhere and basically ahve no thought
about how tomarrow will look. Republicans want to simply "eat their
seed" with litte for thought to the future.

Nope, the typical FOX News, Clear Channel stations are all there to
further Republican ideas of "Its mine and I want it now!" A rather
childish ego state of instant gratification and no consideration for
the future. republicans are simply spoiled brats.... ME ME ME ! Dont
tell me I can do that !
Bob




Never a kind word or kind gesture for anybody else but demands for same for
THEMSELVES. In other words totally selfish just as, you the original poster,
portrayed them, a complete dearth of *any semblance of a sense of humor and
totally lacking in the social graces.

Wilbur Hubbard- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

"Bob" wrote in message
...
On Apr 5, 2:46 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"

Dear WIlbur:

I disagree completly. Democrats are a rather conservatve bunch.


Oh, come now! Certainly you jest! Nothing could be further from the truth.
Just listen to the two pathetic Democrat presidential candidates and what
they are saying. It's about as liberal as it can get. Tax this, tax that! Go
after big business and put the squeeze on them. Slander, defame and attempt
to dismantle the military. Grow welfare because people are incapable of
providing for themselves. Sit down and have a chat with leaders of terrorist
organizations.

They
believe in a ballanced budget, service to our nation and community
preserving historical buildings and 1000 year old trees.

They believe in growing government and spending spending spending. They wish
to accomplish this by raising taxes. Their method of balancing the budget is
to raise taxes until they have 90 percent of what people earn. When they
should be working to get rid of large bloated government programs that don't
work they actively support and grow them. As for service to our nation,
Democrats are all for it as long as somebody else is required to do it. They
would exempt themselves. Preserving historical buildings and old trees is
not, in any way, conservative. Conservatives would cut the damned tree down
and make houses out of them. They would tear down some old useless wreck of
a building and put up a modern edifice instead. Things like this provide
jobs and stimulate the economy.

As far as
science goes they are VERY CONSEVATIVE. For example a person should be
prudetn when considering global climate change. The stakes are just to
high. The conserative person will always error on the side of prudance
when the the fate of the earth and our way of life at stake. In other
words be cautious, prudent, and conservative....... plan for the
worst , hope for the best.So a consevative person will consider global
climate change with great concern.

Boy are you ever off base with respect to the above. Democrats simply don't
understand the science behind global warming. They selectively pick and
choose that data that supports their insanity and reject outright that data
which opposes it. It's the same thing we see happening right here with the
liberal propensity to skew the data with filters and kill files. The
conservative person is all for being a good stewart of the Earth. But
conservatives don't believe in voodoo science the likes of which Al Gore
propounds. Nor do they accept the hypocrisy of a fat Al Gore private jetting
around the globe spewing tons of that which he claims is destroying the
Earth.

On the other hand Republicans want to spend now, cut all the trees
down, build Mac Mannsions everwhere and basically ahve no thought
about how tomarrow will look. Republicans want to simply "eat their
seed" with litte for thought to the future.

Conservatives believe in cutting trees because trees can be planted again.
It's a renewable resource that should be used not just left there to rot.
Conservatives are the ones who have the know-how to have their cake and eat
it too. Liberals want to have their cake, eat their cake and then have
somebody else pay for the next round. And the next and the next! As for
eating the seed it is a proven fact that liberals support abortion while
conservatives are against it.

Nope, the typical FOX News, Clear Channel stations are all there to
further Republican ideas of "Its mine and I want it now!" A rather
childish ego state of instant gratification and no consideration for
the future. republicans are simply spoiled brats.... ME ME ME ! Dont
tell me I can do that !

Anybody who wastes his time watching television is a fool and an idiot. Why?
Because television is a vast wasteland. It's there for one reason and one
reason only - to brainwash and brain deaden the populace. Your musings here
are proof that you spend too much of your time in front of the boob tube!

You confuse Republican with conservative. There are lots of Republicans who
are not conservative at all. President Bush is a good example of a liberal
Republican. He's grown government entitlement programs more than most
liberal Democrats have. He's allowed the open borders problem to fester.
He's put more government into education. He's now paying homage to the farce
of global warming. He's no conservative!

The last conservative president was the great Ronald Reagan. Nowhere in his
philosophy was the "It's mine and I want it now" philosophy. It is liberals
who embody this attitude. Welfare recipients have that attitude. Union
workers have that attitude. Illegal aliens have that attitude. People who
borrow beyond their means to pay back have that attitude. Obese people have
that attitude. Socialized medicine supporters have that attitude. Hilary
Clinton, herself, has that attitude. She believes she's entitled to the
Presidency. And it goes on and on.

Sorry but conservative thinkers do not agree with any of the above. At the
root of conservatism is a belief in the abilities of the individual. A
belief that, left to his own initiative a man or woman will happily work in
their own best interest. And these are intelligent enough to know what's
involved in their own best interest. Conservative believe what it says in
the Bill of Rights and the Constitution. They believe federal government has
a limited role as defined by the Constitution. They believe that the federal
government as it stands now is a very real danger to freedom and unalienable
rights.

Liberals on the other hand actually think it takes a village. Socialism is
the only fair system. Big Brother is a necessity. The well-to-do must be
forced to pay the way of the not so well to do. Productivity is to be
penalized. Public schools should be an instrument of big government
indoctrination. The individual has no value. Until everyone is at the same
level of forced poverty there is no equity. But, of course there will have
to be a large group of wealthy ruling elite to enforce these edicts. That's
the core belief of a liberal.

Wilbur Hubbard