There's one thing I like about inflatables and that's how easy it is to
cut or puncture them with a sharp knife after some fat butthole wakes me
with one and I see it later sitting at a dinghy dock. Just row up next to
it and tie up and while doing so discretely stick it a time or two with
something sharp like the knife from my Leatherman.

We can only hope someone comes up and does that to you (and not your
dinghy).