Subject: OT - Medical stuff in MIA/WPB - ENT, Mammography and
Colonoscopy

Hi, all,

My apologies for being off topic, but this is the fastest way to
get the info from other satisfied cruisers...

OT - Medical stuff in MIA - ENT, Mammography and Colonoscopy


We're going to be in Miami for a while, to attend to some medical
stuff, before we head out to the Bahamas. Actually, there's some
possibility that we'll be in West Palm, so this applies to both
areas.

We need recommedations for an ENT who does nasal resections and
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas, please
respond directly to me skipgundlach at gmail dot com.

Thanks.

We now return you to your regular programming.

L8R

Skip

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"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas,

You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(
Gordon

On Dec 13, 9:46 pm, Gordon wrote:
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.



Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas,

You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(
Gordon

You've clearly been going to the wrong practitioner. A small
purgative, emptying your colon, no enema or douch, and enough feel-
good meds to have you semi-conscious, but a side effect of not
remembering a thing when it's over.

L8R

Skip

"Skip Gundlach" wrote in message

and enough feel-
good meds to have you semi-conscious, but a side effect of not
remembering a thing when it's over.

L8R

Skip

Midazolam is a wonderful drug.
You wouldn't believe the number of patients I've sent for tests who, when
asked how it was, actually deny they have had it and think they are still
waiting for it. They usually believe us when we show them the pictures of
the inside of their colon/stomach/whatever ;-)

Peter HK

Gordon wrote:
You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(

Since ENT is Ear Nose Throat, I don't want "probes" of any sort
thankyouverymuch.

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"Roger Long" wrote in message
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"Gordon" wrote


You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(

During the last of the little contact I had with the PO of my boat he told
me that their entire cruising season had just been wiped out because the
doctor or technician managed to poke the probe through his colon and
hospitalize him with peritonitis.

I would define a satisfactory experience as not having something like that
happen.

--
Roger Long



The technique to avoid that is don't joke about the procedure not being as
bad as going to the dentist while the doctor is doing the procedure. It
tends to elicit a lot of laughing at the wrong moment.

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On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:44:49 -0500, "Roger Long"
wrote:

During the last of the little contact I had with the PO of my boat he told
me that their entire cruising season had just been wiped out because the
doctor or technician managed to poke the probe through his colon and
hospitalize him with peritonitis.

I would define a satisfactory experience as not having something like that
happen.

Dial 1-800-LAW-SUIT. That is total malpractice.

Skip Gundlach wrote in news:f9b6e4b7-d254-
:

Skip


Woow! Welcome home, Skip!

Larry
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"Roger Long" wrote in
:

During the last of the little contact I had with the PO of my boat
he
told me that their entire cruising season had just been wiped out
because the doctor or technician managed to poke the probe through
his
colon and hospitalize him with peritonitis.



60,000-70,000 die every year from medical mistakes....and is not
"news" for investigative reporting.......Why?

Larry
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Merry Christmas!
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Huum... for the nose job? West Palm Beach. Look, the place is loaded with
very rich people who have
very large noses. If you get the drift..

The colon ? Miami. There are lots of assholes in Miami so the doctors are
familiar with them.

As for the boobs? Have that done when you get to the Bahama's.

Where did Anna Nicole Whatshername go for medical help? That's right, the
Bahama's.

And she had two of the most beautiful boobs [ ok, so what if they were
fake ] in the world.

Just don't invite any family members to visit you while in the Bahama's
medical tent.

It just does not work out.


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"Skip Gundlach" wrote in message
...
Subject: OT - Medical stuff in MIA/WPB - ENT, Mammography and
Colonoscopy

Hi, all,

My apologies for being off topic, but this is the fastest way to
get the info from other satisfied cruisers...

OT - Medical stuff in MIA - ENT, Mammography and Colonoscopy


We're going to be in Miami for a while, to attend to some medical
stuff, before we head out to the Bahamas. Actually, there's some
possibility that we'll be in West Palm, so this applies to both
areas.

We need recommedations for an ENT who does nasal resections and
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas, please
respond directly to me skipgundlach at gmail dot com.

Thanks.

We now return you to your regular programming.

L8R

Skip

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