Subject: OT - Medical stuff in MIA/WPB - ENT, Mammography and
Colonoscopy

Hi, all,

My apologies for being off topic, but this is the fastest way to
get the info from other satisfied cruisers...

OT - Medical stuff in MIA - ENT, Mammography and Colonoscopy


We're going to be in Miami for a while, to attend to some medical
stuff, before we head out to the Bahamas. Actually, there's some
possibility that we'll be in West Palm, so this applies to both
areas.

We need recommedations for an ENT who does nasal resections and
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas, please
respond directly to me skipgundlach at gmail dot com.

Thanks.

We now return you to your regular programming.

L8R

Skip

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"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas,

You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(
Gordon

On Dec 13, 9:46 pm, Gordon wrote:
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.



Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas,

You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(
Gordon

You've clearly been going to the wrong practitioner. A small
purgative, emptying your colon, no enema or douch, and enough feel-
good meds to have you semi-conscious, but a side effect of not
remembering a thing when it's over.

L8R

Skip

"Skip Gundlach" wrote in message

and enough feel-
good meds to have you semi-conscious, but a side effect of not
remembering a thing when it's over.

L8R

Skip

Midazolam is a wonderful drug.
You wouldn't believe the number of patients I've sent for tests who, when
asked how it was, actually deny they have had it and think they are still
waiting for it. They usually believe us when we show them the pictures of
the inside of their colon/stomach/whatever ;-)

Peter HK

Gordon wrote:
You're kidding, right? A satisfactory experience with massive
laxatives, anal douches and probes up the gazoo? :(

Since ENT is Ear Nose Throat, I don't want "probes" of any sort
thankyouverymuch.

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Woow! Welcome home, Skip!

Larry
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Huum... for the nose job? West Palm Beach. Look, the place is loaded with
very rich people who have
very large noses. If you get the drift..

The colon ? Miami. There are lots of assholes in Miami so the doctors are
familiar with them.

As for the boobs? Have that done when you get to the Bahama's.

Where did Anna Nicole Whatshername go for medical help? That's right, the
Bahama's.

And she had two of the most beautiful boobs [ ok, so what if they were
fake ] in the world.

Just don't invite any family members to visit you while in the Bahama's
medical tent.

It just does not work out.


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"Skip Gundlach" wrote in message
...
Subject: OT - Medical stuff in MIA/WPB - ENT, Mammography and
Colonoscopy

Hi, all,

My apologies for being off topic, but this is the fastest way to
get the info from other satisfied cruisers...

OT - Medical stuff in MIA - ENT, Mammography and Colonoscopy


We're going to be in Miami for a while, to attend to some medical
stuff, before we head out to the Bahamas. Actually, there's some
possibility that we'll be in West Palm, so this applies to both
areas.

We need recommedations for an ENT who does nasal resections and
"roto-rooter" - sinus resections - surgeries.

Likewise, Mammograms and Colonoscopies.

If you have satisfactory experience with any of these proceedures
(or know other satisfied users) in either of those areas, please
respond directly to me skipgundlach at gmail dot com.

Thanks.

We now return you to your regular programming.

L8R

Skip

Morgan 461 #2
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to make it come true. You may have to work for it however."
(and)
"There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in
its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts."
(Richard Bach, in The Reluctant Messiah)

Hi, all,

In another venue,

Don Greer wrote:
I am surprised no one has repsonded to your request for help. Without
any personal knowledge, I would suggest you contact Seth Thaller, MD
DMD. 305-585-5285 Dr. Thaller is Chairman of the Department of Plastic
Surgery at the University of Miami. He does have a backgorund as an
ENT surgeon.
It apears Dr. Thaller has a private practice as well as directing the
residency program. If you call him, be sure to investigate carefully
the advantages of seeing either Dr Thaller in his private office, or
seeing a resident in the training program.
Most plastic surgery programs now do a lot of breast reconstructive
surgery. Because of that they will know which surgeons and which
radiologists are doing good work on breasts, and with the proper
questions should be able to help you find the best possilbe help.
Good luck.


I said:

This has appeared in several different venues. Aside from the "watch
out for horror story" colonoscopy commentary, the other curiosity I
have found is that everyone either misunderstands, doesn't know what
one is, or assumes that mammography implies the need for breast
surgery.

A mammogram - a specialized X-ray of breast tissue - is an annual
event for most women, but you can't just walk into some place and get
one - you have to be referred. We've got the referral, but we need a
recommendation.

Thanks for the recommendation on the ENT lead...

And, now, I observe...

So, not having any responses, I assume that nobody who's seen this
either has had the procedure(s - a colonoscopy, mammogram or roto-
rooter/resection of nasal passages) or knows of someone who has, in
the Miami through West Palm area, and can recommend the practitioner
who did the work?

Thanks...

L8R

Skip

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"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to
make it come true. You may have to work for it however."
(and)
"There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its
hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts."
(Richard Bach, in The Reluctant Messiah)

Hi, all,

In another venue,

Don Greer wrote:
I am surprised no one has repsonded to your request for help. Without
any personal knowledge, I would suggest you contact Seth Thaller, MD
DMD. 305-585-5285 Dr. Thaller is Chairman of the Department of Plastic
Surgery at the University of Miami. He does have a backgorund as an
ENT surgeon.
It apears Dr. Thaller has a private practice as well as directing the
residency program. If you call him, be sure to investigate carefully
the advantages of seeing either Dr Thaller in his private office, or
seeing a resident in the training program.
Most plastic surgery programs now do a lot of breast reconstructive
surgery. Because of that they will know which surgeons and which
radiologists are doing good work on breasts, and with the proper
questions should be able to help you find the best possilbe help.
Good luck.


I said:

This has appeared in several different venues. Aside from the "watch
out for horror story" colonoscopy commentary, the other curiosity I
have found is that everyone either misunderstands, doesn't know what
one is, or assumes that mammography implies the need for breast
surgery.

A mammogram - a specialized X-ray of breast tissue - is an annual
event for most women, but you can't just walk into some place and get
one - you have to be referred. We've got the referral, but we need a
recommendation.

Thanks for the recommendation on the ENT lead...

And, now, I observe...

So, not having any responses, I assume that nobody who's seen this
either has had the procedure(s - a colonoscopy, mammogram or roto-
rooter/resection of nasal passages) or knows of someone who has, in
the Miami through West Palm area, and can recommend the practitioner
who did the work?

Thanks...

L8R

Skip

Morgan 461 #2
SV Flying Pig KI4MPC
See our galleries at www.justpickone.org/skip/gallery !
Follow us at http://groups.google.com/group/flyingpiglog and/or
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheFlyingPigLog

"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to
make it come true. You may have to work for it however."
(and)
"There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its
hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts."
(Richard Bach, in The Reluctant Messiah)