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Thanks for nothing, Peggie!
Dear Group,
Afford me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Miss Peggie Hall's many pusillanimous attributes. Permit me this forum to rant. If it were up to her, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and sewage. If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that she has a unique faculty for boring the heck out of peoples lives. I'll probably devote a separate post to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that Peggie believes that refractory mendicants are more deserving of her attention than our interest in cruising. Sorry, but I have to call foul smell on that one. If I didn't sincerely believe that we are nearing a synthesis of phallocentrism and escapism into a dotty fascism that will take us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown, then I wouldn't be writing this post. While some of Peggie's statements are very attractive on the surface and are unequivocally repetitive, they ultimately serve to trick wannabes into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. In all fairness, many people are incredulous when I tell them that Peggie intends to call for enforced lobotomies so she can expand her normally mind-numb audience of poltroons... "How could Peggie be so boring?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is honestly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Peggie does it. But first, you need to realize that I have a message for her. My message is that, for the good of us all, she should never force us to experience the full spectrum of the Peggie Hall Rainbow of Rectumism. She should never even try to do such a biased thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that there are some ostentatious, disgraceful bimbos who are Pecksniffian. There are also some who are pharisaical. Which category does Peggie fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both". If Peggie has any children, I recommend that she teach them about love, trust, cooperation, community, reason, negotiation and compromise rather than bitchery, paranoia, and fear. However, a colleague recently informed me that a bunch of contemptible, irresponsible tricksters and others in Peggie's amen corner are about to require schoolchildren to be taught that those who disagree with Peggie should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I have no reason to doubt that story because if we are powerless to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the newsgroup, it is because we have allowed Peggie to seek temporary tactical alliances with shallow rabble in order to hurt people's feelings. She claims to be fighting for equality. What she's really fighting for, however, is equality in defecation, by which I mean that Peggie's true goal is to discredit legitimate voices in the nihilism debate. All the statements that her compeers make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, Peggie? When I'm through with her, she'll think twice before attempting to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with her invectives while punishing those who oppose them. Rhetoric aside, she and her satraps are pea-brained sociopaths. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. In short, if Miss Peggie Hall's accomplices are frightened that Peggie might invite controversy and debate some day, they have only themselves to blame. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It is my opinion that a man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant." --Capt. Neal |
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Capt. Neal® wrote:
Dear Group, \Permit me this forum to rant. No Kneel...Go Away, you've already been proven an inferior intellect adn a fool (by me). It seems that someone has you figured out Kneel. "There are but two possibilities: 1) In "real life" Neal is an absolute coward, terrified of others and therefore keeps his foul mouth shut. 2) In "real life" Neal gets punched in his foul mouth on a regular (perhaps daily) basis. " BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA! |
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Why doesn't this knuckle dragging troglodyte just shut up. He has
invaded numerous other groups with his insipid cow flap and now he's trolling here. If he had two firing synapses in his braincase, he would give up. *Sigh!* |
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Marley wrote:
Capt. Neal® wrote: Dear Group, \Permit me this forum to rant. No Kneel...Go Away, you've already been proven an inferior intellect adn a fool (by me). It seems that someone has you figured out Kneel. "There are but two possibilities: 1) In "real life" Neal is an absolute coward, terrified of others and therefore keeps his foul mouth shut. 2) In "real life" Neal gets punched in his foul mouth on a regular (perhaps daily) basis. " BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA! I'm guessing he was severely humiliated by Peggy showing him up once in a sanitation discussion. Stephen |
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I'm guessing he was severely humiliated by Peggy showing him up once in
a sanitation discussion. Actually, no. Before I learned to munge my email address for NGs (I've been here more than 10 years...the net was a very different place in those days), he tried to hit on me via email... Since then, Neal has made it VERY obvious that he doesn't handle rejection well. -- Peggie ---------- Peggie Hall Specializing in marine sanitation since 1987 Author "Get Rid of Boat Odors - A Guide To Marine Sanitation Systems and Other Sources of Aggravation and Odor" http://www.seaworthy.com/store/custo...0&cat=6&page=1 |
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Peggie Hall wrote:
I'm guessing he was severely humiliated by Peggy showing him up once in a sanitation discussion. Actually, no. Before I learned to munge my email address for NGs (I've been here more than 10 years...the net was a very different place in those days), he tried to hit on me via email... Since then, Neal has made it VERY obvious that he doesn't handle rejection well. Mo Wonder Peggie. I saw a pic of you online a long while back. Hubba hubba! |
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Marley wrote:
Can we PULEEEEEEEEEEZE let this die? 'Cuz if we don't, we're in danger of allowing this NG to be hijacked as rec.boats was. -- Peggie ---------- Peggie Hall Specializing in marine sanitation since 1987 Author "Get Rid of Boat Odors - A Guide To Marine Sanitation Systems and Other Sources of Aggravation and Odor" http://www.seaworthy.com/store/custo...0&cat=6&page=1 http://shop.sailboatowners.com/detai...=400&group=327 |
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 18:05:19 -0700, Stephen Trapani
wrote: Marley wrote: Capt. Neal® wrote: Dear Group, \Permit me this forum to rant. No Kneel...Go Away, you've already been proven an inferior intellect adn a fool (by me). It seems that someone has you figured out Kneel. "There are but two possibilities: 1) In "real life" Neal is an absolute coward, terrified of others and therefore keeps his foul mouth shut. 2) In "real life" Neal gets punched in his foul mouth on a regular (perhaps daily) basis. " BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA! I'm guessing he was severely humiliated by Peggy showing him up once in a sanitation discussion. Stephen Having read Capt. Neil's most recent rant the penny finally dropped. what one is hearing is the fourth grade school yard. "Yo Mama wears Army Boots." "My Daddy can lick your Daddy!" "Nea! Nea! Nea!" While he obviously has a good thesauruses and uses many multi syllable words, something my old English teacher used to say indicated an inability to adequately express ones self, in the end he simply sounds like a nasty little child who writes dirty things on toilet walls. Unfortunately he has sneaked downstairs and is using his parent's computer to do it and thus we are all exposed to his meanness. The good captain doesn't actually say anything, he doesn't put forth a theory or developed an idea, or ask a question, he just spouts a string of disconnected and derogatory terms, rather like a small child, and as he contributes nothing informative or interesting, only filth, it becomes obvious that he is a ideal candidate for the Kill File and that is where he shall reside. Goodbye Capt. Neil (registered), I shall see you no more. Cheers, Anon (Bangkok, Thailand) |
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yawn
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Dear Group, Afford me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Miss Peggie Hall's many pusillanimous attributes. double yawn |
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