On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:34:42 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:




What an exciting life. Laying around on your tiny little fairy bote
that you laughingly refer to as a "yacht". You might as well be in a
jail cell... that's not much smaller than the living space you have.

Think of it this way. I have a multi-billion acre swimming
pool!

You don't have the right attitude, dude. You're stuck on
stucco! Freaking fraidy-cat lubber! Your house is just a
substitute for the womb you never learned to live without!

Can you say agoraphobia

--
Sir Gregory

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:34:42 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:




What an exciting life. Laying around on your tiny little fairy bote
that you laughingly refer to as a "yacht". You might as well be in a
jail cell... that's not much smaller than the living space you have.

Think of it this way. I have a multi-billion acre swimming
pool!

You don't have the right attitude, dude. You're stuck on
stucco! Freaking fraidy-cat lubber! Your house is just a
substitute for the womb you never learned to live without!

Can you say agoraphobia

I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBY...ature=youtu.be

On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:48:45 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:



I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

Then, that's proof you fear freedom. You feel more secure in small
womb-like spaces.

The whole world is my back yard while you're satisfied with a few
freaking trees.

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:48:45 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:



I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

Then, that's proof you fear freedom. You feel more secure in small
womb-like spaces.

The whole world is my back yard while you're satisfied with a few
freaking trees.

I own cars, and can drive wherever the hell I want. Once you get out on
the open water, the view never changes. Every time you buy food or
anything else, you have to take your dinghy to shore. You've got no
room for tools or machinery, so your on board activities are pretty
limited. If that's what you like, good for you, but it's definitely not
for me.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBY...ature=youtu.be

Checkmate wrote:
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On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:48:45 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:



I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got
lots of trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell
wouldn't want to live on one.

Then, that's proof you fear freedom. You feel more secure in small
womb-like spaces.

The whole world is my back yard while you're satisfied with a few
freaking trees.

I own cars, and can drive wherever the hell I want. Once you get out
on the open water, the view never changes. Every time you buy food or
anything else, you have to take your dinghy to shore. You've got no
room for tools or machinery, so your on board activities are pretty
limited. If that's what you like, good for you, but it's definitely
not for me.

a state prison gives you more room

On 4/10/2014 8:48 PM, Checkmate wrote:

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:34:42 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:




What an exciting life. Laying around on your tiny little fairy bote
that you laughingly refer to as a "yacht". You might as well be in a
jail cell... that's not much smaller than the living space you have.

Think of it this way. I have a multi-billion acre swimming
pool!

You don't have the right attitude, dude. You're stuck on
stucco! Freaking fraidy-cat lubber! Your house is just a
substitute for the womb you never learned to live without!

Can you say agoraphobia

I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.


Boats are great.
--



"What is your name?"

On 11/04/2014 05:23, Julian wrote:
On 4/10/2014 8:48 PM, Checkmate wrote:
I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.


Boats are great.

Opinions differ. I own a boat, but I wouldn't want to live on it.

However please all note the collection of groups this has been posted
to. "Sir" Gregory is just trolling.

Andy

Vir Campestris wrote:

On 11/04/2014 05:23, Julian wrote:
On 4/10/2014 8:48 PM, Checkmate wrote:
I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.


Boats are great.

Opinions differ. I own a boat, but I wouldn't want to live on it.

However please all note the collection of groups this has been posted
to. "Sir" Gregory is just trolling.

Andy

Hi there, is your bote a er, floatin' gin palace?...
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Checkmate wrote:
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I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

Checky admits to irrational fear; Aquaphobia!!!...

Checkie's an aquaphobiac - yay!!..

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