I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious

I'm so smart . . .
 

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"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK

I'm so smart . . .
 

Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

stalked

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK

I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

stalked

Like celery.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

I'm so smart . . .
 

Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree
with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a
few decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my
well water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK

I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you
know that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for
gall stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

so does lime

I'm so smart . . .
 

Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

stalked

Like celery.

like my wine cellar

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK

I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?

I'm so smart . . .
 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking lubbers
do is the height of hypocrisy.


I'm taking Viagra and Prozac together, if I don't
get a ****, I don't give a ****.