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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.[_2_] March 3rd 14 08:29 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and just
the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I checked the
length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and kinks but there
were none. The only other thing I figured it could be was there must
be a screen on the end of the hose inside the tank. The screen must
slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this would involve removing the
tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so it
wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle floor pump
to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was a little hard
to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got easier and easier to
pump. In other words, the debris that was clogging the intake screen
was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out on
every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of dollars
paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime - just a little
thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to break out a cold
bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from environmentally
friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses to be released to
the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking lubbers
do is the height of hypocrisy.

--
Sir Gregory

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries March 3rd 14 08:33 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:29:18 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:


Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water...


....isn't potable, apparently.


--
The internet: where pointing out the folly
of others is labeled bullying. Jessica Lewis

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.[_2_] March 3rd 14 09:00 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:33:30 -0500, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:29:18 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:


Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water...


...isn't potable, apparently.


Bleach is a recommended disinfectant for potable water containers.

WATER PURIFICATION
1) Clear water is a sign of pure water. Always drain long-standing
pipes for 30 seconds to one minute before drinking! (Cheap remote
motels?)

2) 1 Gallon water is disinfected by 8-16 drops of regular household
bleach (visually about 1/4 of a teaspoon) - double that for cloudy
water. Shake and let stand 30 minutes. One teaspoon will disinfect 5
gallons. Immediately after treating, water must initially have a
slight smell of chlorine. If it does not - repeat the process.

3) Household bleach is relatively harmless. The smell or ?waft? of
chlorine is not bad: it indicates that water is treated and germ free.
Once treated and disinfected, the chlorine smell will go away in a few
days.

4) Regularly used water from large tanks may be treated once or twice
a month with 1 Oz. bleach per 200 gallons or 5 Oz. bleach per 1000
gallons.

5) Long-standing water in tanks will be disinfected w/ 1 pint
household bleach per 1000 gallons. (2500 gal tanks are fine with 3
pints.)

6) Bleach effectively kills bacteria and viruses, stops smells and
then breaks down. It's effective germ killing alkaline property is
completely neutralized very quickly. It does not stay chemically
active in tanks for more than a few days. Most germs require sunlight
to grow. Store water in the dark.

7) If water is relatively clear: but has a noticeable smell of
chlorine: it is drinkable, disinfected, and harmless. Humans need 2
quarts per day.

Source: http://www.newjerusalem.com/PureWater.htm

HTH

--
Sir Gregory

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries March 3rd 14 09:09 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 16:00:07 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:33:30 -0500, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:29:18 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:


Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water...


...isn't potable, apparently.


Bleach is a recommended disinfectant for potable water containers.

WATER PURIFICATION
1) Clear water is a sign of pure water. Always drain long-standing
pipes for 30 seconds to one minute before drinking! (Cheap remote
motels?)

2) 1 Gallon water is disinfected by 8-16 drops of regular household
bleach (visually about 1/4 of a teaspoon) - double that for cloudy
water. Shake and let stand 30 minutes. One teaspoon will disinfect 5
gallons. Immediately after treating, water must initially have a
slight smell of chlorine. If it does not - repeat the process.

3) Household bleach is relatively harmless. The smell or ?waft? of
chlorine is not bad: it indicates that water is treated and germ free.
Once treated and disinfected, the chlorine smell will go away in a few
days.

4) Regularly used water from large tanks may be treated once or twice
a month with 1 Oz. bleach per 200 gallons or 5 Oz. bleach per 1000
gallons.

5) Long-standing water in tanks will be disinfected w/ 1 pint
household bleach per 1000 gallons. (2500 gal tanks are fine with 3
pints.)

6) Bleach effectively kills bacteria and viruses, stops smells and
then breaks down. It's effective germ killing alkaline property is
completely neutralized very quickly. It does not stay chemically
active in tanks for more than a few days. Most germs require sunlight
to grow. Store water in the dark.

7) If water is relatively clear: but has a noticeable smell of
chlorine: it is drinkable, disinfected, and harmless. Humans need 2
quarts per day.

Source: http://www.newjerusalem.com/PureWater.htm

HTH


Now I'm ready for the apocalypse.

In the meantime, I'll continue to drink the filtered water from my
tap.

--
The internet: where pointing out the folly
of others is labeled bullying. Jessica Lewis

Checkmate March 3rd 14 11:01 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and just
the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I checked the
length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and kinks but there
were none. The only other thing I figured it could be was there must
be a screen on the end of the hose inside the tank. The screen must
slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this would involve removing the
tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so it
wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle floor pump
to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was a little hard
to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got easier and easier to
pump. In other words, the debris that was clogging the intake screen
was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out on
every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of dollars
paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime - just a little
thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to break out a cold
bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from environmentally
friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses to be released to
the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking lubbers
do is the height of hypocrisy.


You... you unclogged the **** on the end of your water intake with some
compressed air, and you think that's a big deal? That's bush league
****, Gweggles. Tell me when you actually do something more remarkable.

If I were you, I'd probably be a little more concerned about what kind
of crap is floating around in your water supply. Then again, I don't
**** in a bucket and then wash my dishes in it. Just sayin'...

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Checkmate March 3rd 14 11:04 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:33:30 -0500, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:29:18 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:


Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water...


...isn't potable, apparently.


Bleach is a recommended disinfectant for potable water containers.

WATER PURIFICATION
1) Clear water is a sign of pure water. Always drain long-standing
pipes for 30 seconds to one minute before drinking! (Cheap remote
motels?)

2) 1 Gallon water is disinfected by 8-16 drops of regular household
bleach (visually about 1/4 of a teaspoon) - double that for cloudy
water. Shake and let stand 30 minutes. One teaspoon will disinfect 5
gallons. Immediately after treating, water must initially have a
slight smell of chlorine. If it does not - repeat the process.

3) Household bleach is relatively harmless. The smell or ?waft? of
chlorine is not bad: it indicates that water is treated and germ free.
Once treated and disinfected, the chlorine smell will go away in a few
days.

4) Regularly used water from large tanks may be treated once or twice
a month with 1 Oz. bleach per 200 gallons or 5 Oz. bleach per 1000
gallons.

5) Long-standing water in tanks will be disinfected w/ 1 pint
household bleach per 1000 gallons. (2500 gal tanks are fine with 3
pints.)

6) Bleach effectively kills bacteria and viruses, stops smells and
then breaks down. It's effective germ killing alkaline property is
completely neutralized very quickly. It does not stay chemically
active in tanks for more than a few days. Most germs require sunlight
to grow. Store water in the dark.

7) If water is relatively clear: but has a noticeable smell of
chlorine: it is drinkable, disinfected, and harmless. Humans need 2
quarts per day.

Source: http://www.newjerusalem.com/PureWater.htm

HTH


I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

% March 3rd 14 11:07 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and
just the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I
checked the length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and
kinks but there were none. The only other thing I figured it could
be was there must be a screen on the end of the hose inside the
tank. The screen must slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this
would involve removing the tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so
it wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle floor
pump to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was a little
hard to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got easier and
easier to pump. In other words, the debris that was clogging the
intake screen was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out on
every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of dollars
paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime - just a
little thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to break out a
cold bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from
environmentally friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses
to be released to the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking
lubbers do is the height of hypocrisy.


You... you unclogged the **** on the end of your water intake with
some compressed air, and you think that's a big deal? That's bush
league ****, Gweggles. Tell me when you actually do something more
remarkable.

If I were you, I'd probably be a little more concerned about what kind
of crap is floating around in your water supply. Then again, I don't
**** in a bucket and then wash my dishes in it. Just sayin'...


he's really not all there you know


Checkmate March 3rd 14 11:10 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and
just the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I
checked the length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and
kinks but there were none. The only other thing I figured it could
be was there must be a screen on the end of the hose inside the
tank. The screen must slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this
would involve removing the tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so
it wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle floor
pump to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was a little
hard to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got easier and
easier to pump. In other words, the debris that was clogging the
intake screen was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out on
every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of dollars
paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime - just a
little thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to break out a
cold bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from
environmentally friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses
to be released to the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking
lubbers do is the height of hypocrisy.


You... you unclogged the **** on the end of your water intake with
some compressed air, and you think that's a big deal? That's bush
league ****, Gweggles. Tell me when you actually do something more
remarkable.

If I were you, I'd probably be a little more concerned about what kind
of crap is floating around in your water supply. Then again, I don't
**** in a bucket and then wash my dishes in it. Just sayin'...


he's really not all there you know


Where's the rest of him?

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

% March 3rd 14 11:19 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and
just the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I
checked the length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and
kinks but there were none. The only other thing I figured it could
be was there must be a screen on the end of the hose inside the
tank. The screen must slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this
would involve removing the tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so
it wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle
floor pump to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was
a little hard to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got
easier and easier to pump. In other words, the debris that was
clogging the intake screen was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out
on every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of
dollars paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime -
just a little thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to
break out a cold bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from
environmentally friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses
to be released to the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on
the grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking
lubbers do is the height of hypocrisy.

You... you unclogged the **** on the end of your water intake with
some compressed air, and you think that's a big deal? That's bush
league ****, Gweggles. Tell me when you actually do something more
remarkable.

If I were you, I'd probably be a little more concerned about what
kind of crap is floating around in your water supply. Then again,
I don't **** in a bucket and then wash my dishes in it. Just
sayin'...


he's really not all there you know


Where's the rest of him?


in the bucket


Checkmate March 3rd 14 11:25 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water is contained in tanks which are connected to
hand-pumps with flexible hoses.

Here's an example of a ohand pump:

http://www.westmarine.com/freshwater...y-pump--190595

Well, my galley pump was getting harder and harder to operate and
just the smallest stream of water was coming out the spout. I
checked the length of the hose to the water tank for pinching and
kinks but there were none. The only other thing I figured it could
be was there must be a screen on the end of the hose inside the
tank. The screen must slowly have gotten clogged. Getting to this
would involve removing the tank - an all day job.

Well, I used my brain instead of my brawn. I removed the hose where
it connects to the pump and fitted it with a brass fitting and
Schrader valve which I have in stock for use to pressurize and
overboard discharge my sewage holding tank. I hose-clamped it on so
it wouldn't leak and then I connected an old fashioned bicycle
floor pump to the Schrader valve and pumped away. At first it was
a little hard to pump then I heard a bubbling noise and it got
easier and easier to pump. In other words, the debris that was
clogging the intake screen was blown out.

Now the galley pump is easy to operate and lots of water comes out
on every stroke. I added a little bleach to the tank to kill any
stirred-up bacteria, algae, etc.

You dumbass lubbers would find yourself spending hundreds of
dollars paying a plumber while it didn't cost me one thin dime -
just a little thought and elbow grease. Now, I'm about ready to
break out a cold bottle of wine from my refrigerator that runs from
environmentally friendly photovoltaics causing no greenhouse gasses
to be released to the environment.

Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on
the grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking
lubbers do is the height of hypocrisy.

You... you unclogged the **** on the end of your water intake with
some compressed air, and you think that's a big deal? That's bush
league ****, Gweggles. Tell me when you actually do something more
remarkable.

If I were you, I'd probably be a little more concerned about what
kind of crap is floating around in your water supply. Then again,
I don't **** in a bucket and then wash my dishes in it. Just
sayin'...

he's really not all there you know


Where's the rest of him?


in the bucket


That calls for an O and a couple of L's.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 4th 14 02:54 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious



Checkmate March 4th 14 03:17 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 4th 14 03:27 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK



% March 4th 14 03:33 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 
Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked

Checkmate March 4th 14 03:57 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Checkmate March 4th 14 03:58 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked


Like celery.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

% March 4th 14 04:04 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 
Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree
with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a
few decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my
well water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you
know that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for
gall stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


so does lime

% March 4th 14 04:05 AM

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I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked


Like celery.


like my wine cellar

Ms. Kitty March 4th 14 04:48 AM

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I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?




Neal Warren March 4th 14 02:53 PM

I'm so smart . . .
 
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking lubbers
do is the height of hypocrisy.


I'm taking Viagra and Prozac together, if I don't
get a ****, I don't give a ****.




Checkmate March 5th 14 01:07 AM

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"Checkmate" wrote:
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"Checkmate" wrote:

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"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?


Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 5th 14 01:49 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?


Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!


Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you register your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK



Checkmate March 5th 14 02:04 AM

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?


Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!


Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you register your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK


It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 5th 14 03:35 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!


Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise
before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK


It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.


I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime was
working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting WW2
memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a hundred that
wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon for a gun that is a piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out the
paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order, since he works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death can vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go to the
gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying high taxes for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we now are
ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These government officials are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK



Checkmate March 5th 14 05:14 AM

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by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise
before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK


It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.


I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime was
working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting WW2
memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a hundred that
wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon for a gun that is a piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out the
paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order, since he works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death can vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go to the
gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying high taxes for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we now are
ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These government officials are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK


How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun? If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to register
it with?

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 5th 14 06:49 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

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by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone
part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a
page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo
and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise
before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a
dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked
in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.


I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime was
working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting WW2
memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a hundred that
wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon for a gun that is a
piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out the
paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order, since he
works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death can
vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go to the
gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying high taxes
for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we now are
ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These government officials
are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK


How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?


Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him out. She's
unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of her! She ****ed the
guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his back. He was the last one to
know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to register
it with?


He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to be sold
through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be able to sell the
relic in question, which would never be fired due to it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything wrong in
his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK







Checkmate March 5th 14 07:04 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone
part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a
page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo
and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off premise
before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a
dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI kicked
in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime was
working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting WW2
memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a hundred that
wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon for a gun that is a
piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out the
paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order, since he
works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death can
vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go to the
gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying high taxes
for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we now are
ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These government officials
are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK


How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?


Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him out. She's
unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of her! She ****ed the
guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his back. He was the last one to
know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to register
it with?


He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to be sold
through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be able to sell the
relic in question, which would never be fired due to it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything wrong in
his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK


That's seriously ****ed up.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

% March 5th 14 07:10 AM

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Checkmate wrote:
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by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone
part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use
acid to make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on
it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI
logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black
helicopters to show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off
premise before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in
prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and
a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI
kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime
was working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting
WW2 memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a
hundred that wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon
for a gun that is a piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out
the paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order,
since he works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death
can vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go
to the gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying
high taxes for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we
now are ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These
government officials are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK

How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?


Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him
out. She's unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of her!
She ****ed the guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his back.
He was the last one to know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to
register it with?


He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to be
sold through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be able
to sell the relic in question, which would never be fired due to
it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything
wrong in his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK


That's seriously ****ed up.


no you do

Checkmate March 5th 14 07:10 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

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by Checkmate!

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Checkmate wrote:
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by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone
part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use
acid to make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on
it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI
logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black
helicopters to show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off
premise before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in
prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and
a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI
kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime
was working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting
WW2 memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a
hundred that wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon
for a gun that is a piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out
the paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order,
since he works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death
can vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go
to the gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying
high taxes for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we
now are ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These
government officials are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK

How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?

Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him
out. She's unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of her!
She ****ed the guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his back.
He was the last one to know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to
register it with?

He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to be
sold through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be able
to sell the relic in question, which would never be fired due to
it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything
wrong in his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK


That's seriously ****ed up.


no you do


2 U

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

Ms. Kitty March 5th 14 07:16 AM

I'm so smart . . .
 

"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

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"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:

MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone
part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid
to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a
page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo
and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters
to
show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off
premise
before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in prison.
:-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker and a
dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI
kicked
in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"? That's
quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime was
working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting WW2
memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a hundred
that
wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon for a gun that is a
piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out the
paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order, since he
works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death can
vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to go to
the
gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working, paying high taxes
for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we now
are
ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These government
officials
are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK

How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?


Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him out.
She's
unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of her! She ****ed the
guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his back. He was the last one
to
know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to
register
it with?


He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to be sold
through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be able to sell
the
relic in question, which would never be fired due to it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything wrong
in
his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK


That's seriously ****ed up.


Yep, and political to boot!

MK



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vetoed




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MK what have you heard lately?

Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall
stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use
acid to make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on
it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI
logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black
helicopters to show up!

Oh dear! Maybe you have time to do a backup and keep it off
premise before
they get there! Keep us posted so we can write to you in
prison. :-)

I heard of this one couple that searched for a Presto cooker
and a dinner
clock, or something and had it sent to their home, and the FBI
kicked in
their door. I guess when you go to Costco's now they make you
register
your
pressure cooker? What's the world coming to?

MK

It's going to hell in a hand basket. "Land of the Free"?
That's quickly becoming a thing of the past.

I had to write a letter to a judge for a friend today. His crime
was working hard all his life (80 hours per week) and collecting
WW2 memorabilia, including guns and ammo. He had one out of a
hundred that wasn't registered, so now he's going to be a felon
for a gun that is a piece
of history and will never be fired. Sad thing is, he filled out
the paperwork and just hadn't made the time to get a money order,
since he works
7 days a week. No 2nd Amendment in the U.S. anymore.

Just wait until they change the law so only women 30 until death
can vote,
or maybe you have to be 1/2 white to be able to vote. . .

I've known this guy for over 30 years, and he never had time to
go to the gun shows or antique stores, always to busy working,
paying high taxes for
people on welfare.

It was very hard for me not to put my personal opinions of how we
now are ruled by a monarch with a "pen and a phone". These
government officials are
the ones who take nail clippers away from pilots. . .

MK

How did the Government know he had an unregistered gun?

Awesome question! The answer is a whore named Ashley, that goes by
"honeybadger" online. Tatooed whore, with a son, who ratted him
out. She's unstable to even own a gun. I'm way more scared of
her! She ****ed the guy's sons, and all of his friends behind his
back. He was the last one to know, poor guy!

If that makes
him a felon, he can't own any guns now. Who was he supposed to
register it with?

He will never get his other 99 guns back ever! They will have to
be sold through his lawyer, or a broker like me. He will never be
able to sell the relic in question, which would never be fired due
to it's antique value!

He will forever be labelled a felon, he who has never done anything
wrong in his life!

Yeah, I'm not happy. . .MK

That's seriously ****ed up.


no you do


2 U


i can't

% March 5th 14 02:44 PM

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Ms. Kitty wrote:
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vetoed


stealing my style

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no you do


vetoed


stealing my style


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stealing my style


What style?


none so blind as those that tain't lookin


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