"injipoint" wrote in message
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On 27/11/2013 9:42 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
Poor Capt. Skippy! The Rube's been stuck in one place
for so long that I hear tell he's been raising turkeys on
deck. I sure hope he pardons at least one before he
eats all the rest.

Speaking of turkeys, you qualify for sure.
Go to bed dreaming you're Travis McGee and wake up every morning alone and
nasty as usual.
You need an attitude adjustment.

The least you and Bruce could do is man-up and admit
I was correct years ago when I predicted that Skippy,
being married and having his wife aboard, was doomed
as that was the surest way ever to cut his cruising
avocation short. Too bad Lydia is so hawt as I can
see where the choice between her and cruising might
be a difficult one. The lesson here is perhaps being
married to a fat, horse-faced woman might be better
for a cruiser as such as these are easily left behind.

Nonetheless, it seems I sure was correct about that,
now doesn't it. Skippy spent two years on the hard
preparing his fine yacht to cruise again and he never
even got two hundred miles from the yard before his
enterprise ground to a halt due to distaff side concerns.

Oh, well. A man must do what he thinks is most
expedient.

So, instead of hurling stones, perhaps you should
consider giving credit where credit is due. I have proven
time and time again that, when it comes to sailing and
the sailing life, I know of which I speak. I've been there,
done that, am still doing that, will continue to do that
and I've seen it all. I can make assumptions based
upon complete information, therefore I am generally
always correct.

--
Sir Gregory