On 27/11/2013 9:42 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
Poor Capt. Skippy! The Rube's been stuck in one place
for so long that I hear tell he's been raising turkeys on
deck. I sure hope he pardons at least one before he
eats all the rest.

Speaking of turkeys, you qualify for sure.
Go to bed dreaming you're Travis McGee and wake up every morning
alone and nasty as usual.
You need an attitude adjustment.