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Jessica B February 15th 11 12:56 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:24:41 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Sounds like worthy occupations...


Thanks. All involve production of some sort.

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tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


I'm non-violent unless I have an overwhelming desire to slap the sh*t
out of someone. :-)


You could be quite fun to be with! LOL!


I am!! lol


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No visible or invisible ones...


YES!


not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)

Jessica B February 15th 11 12:58 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:34:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?



Wilbur Hubbard



Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Only with my niece and her friends. Then they just look at me like I'm
insane.



Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard


Maybe he has "issues".


Jessica B February 15th 11 01:01 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:01:31 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


:: Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
:: coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
:: angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
:: culture.

I wouldn't be a cruising sailor if I were, now would I?


:: oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
:: That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
:: play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
:: really liked it.

Saying, "That's sick" is way out of date - nobody uses that anymore.


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)



Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL!


:: nope.... Butt Sex.

Not a good place to come out of the closet, Bob. LOL!


At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


:: That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
:: normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"

Hey, she said she was interested in sailing or cruising so she found a
sailing group and started posting. What's so suspicious about that? And, if
you can't tell already, Jessica is no 'normal' woman. She's a superior,
highly desirable, evolved goddess of a woman. Get a clue!


It's highly suspicious don't you know! Sounds like the conspiracy nuts
are out in force!


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


:: Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes through NOLA I can certainly
:: believe I'm sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
:: candy... if you get my drift.

Nope, I don't get your drift at all. But, don't be going around insulting
such a fine woman or it might go ill with you . . . She's been known to
smack people with a baseball bat. LOL!


Hides my candy??? I'm sure that's his way of saying doesn't put out or
something.

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


:: Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
:: for decades

If you voted Democrat even once, you are NO CONSERVATIVE.


I AGREE!

:: I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
:: tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
:: rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
:: Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
:: upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
:: Jessica b and Willbur
:: Shall we call your new relationship
:: Jessibur
:: or maybe
:: Wilica ?



That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. But remember, he who laughs last laughs
loudest. Since Jessica is no sock puppet of mine, it is already evident that
I shall get the last laugh.


Wilbur Hubbard


Jessica B February 15th 11 01:04 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:05:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of
your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to
are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well
to
be made up.


Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

.



FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


Wilbur Hubbard


I don't like FB. I tried it. It's very, very intrusive and I like to
keep my private life private. I don't know how long it'll be going. I
heard they had a big layoff. Anyway, I haven't used it that long and
it's certainly not my highest priority in life. If I want to chat, I
use the damn phone. I don't even text much... just on the Crackberry
and that's for work.

Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:07 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button
jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned
tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)


Well, good on you, Jessica B!!! It must take some real will power these
days not to do the belly button piercing fad.

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)




Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:09 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?



Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:10 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:34:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?


Wilbur Hubbard


Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Only with my niece and her friends. Then they just look at me like I'm
insane.



Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you
apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard


Maybe he has "issues".



Probably issues of Playboy and doesn't know what to do with a girl who
doesn't have staples in her body. LOL!



Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:13 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:05:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to
be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


I don't like FB. I tried it. It's very, very intrusive and I like to
keep my private life private. I don't know how long it'll be going. I
heard they had a big layoff. Anyway, I haven't used it that long and
it's certainly not my highest priority in life. If I want to chat, I
use the damn phone. I don't even text much... just on the Crackberry
and that's for work.


Facebook has a bad reputation for invasion of privacy - like they sell all
your private information to everybody who wants it.






Jessica B February 16th 11 12:10 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:07:18 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol


Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button
jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned
tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)


Well, good on you, Jessica B!!! It must take some real will power these
days not to do the belly button piercing fad.

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)



You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL

Jessica B February 16th 11 12:11 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:09:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?


It means good or even hot, basically. It's strange of course... I
don't know many women who __want__ to be called phat!


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