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Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:24 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Sounds like worthy occupations...


Thanks. All involve production of some sort.

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tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


I'm non-violent unless I have an overwhelming desire to slap the sh*t
out of someone. :-)


You could be quite fun to be with! LOL!

snip


No visible or invisible ones...


YES!


not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned tummy.



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:34 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
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JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?



Wilbur Hubbard



Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard




Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:36 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...
On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
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Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol


Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?




Whomever it is, he had better keep away from MY woman! LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:38 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:26:45 -0800, Gordon wrote:

On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol

Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?


One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.



One views with even greater amazement several individuals who are so
paranoid that they believe every new nym is a sock puppet.


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:39 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:33:54 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.


I think others percieve them also.

:-)




Smart ass!


Wilbur Hubbard - has no discernable inadequacies



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 09:02 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:33:54 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:26:45 -0800, Gordon wrote:

On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol

Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......

Another sock?


One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.

Cheers,

Bruce


It is somehting else. Poor guy has real issues.




You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well to
be made up.

I just wish I lived close to Jessica. I would ask her to pose for a picture
with me and post a link and that would prove, once and for all that you guys
are living in unreality thinking Jessica is a sock puppet of mine.

Can't you guys read headers. Look at her time stamp. Definitely from the
left coast. Look at my headers - definitely from the right coast.


Wilbur Hubbard



Bob February 13th 11 03:15 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
culture.

oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
really liked it.


Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! *



nope.... Butt Sex.

At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes throught NOLA I can certainly
belive Im sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
candy... if you get my drift.

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
for decades I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
Jessica b and Willbur
Shall we call your new relationship

Jessibur

or maybe

Wilica ?

bob

Bob February 13th 11 03:19 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well to
be made up.


Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

..

Wilbur Hubbard February 13th 11 09:01 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


:: Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
:: coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
:: angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
:: culture.

I wouldn't be a cruising sailor if I were, now would I?


:: oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
:: That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
:: play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
:: really liked it.

Saying, "That's sick" is way out of date - nobody uses that anymore.


Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL!


:: nope.... Butt Sex.

Not a good place to come out of the closet, Bob. LOL!


At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


:: That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
:: normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"

Hey, she said she was interested in sailing or cruising so she found a
sailing group and started posting. What's so suspicious about that? And, if
you can't tell already, Jessica is no 'normal' woman. She's a superior,
highly desirable, evolved goddess of a woman. Get a clue!


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


:: Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes through NOLA I can certainly
:: believe I'm sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
:: candy... if you get my drift.

Nope, I don't get your drift at all. But, don't be going around insulting
such a fine woman or it might go ill with you . . . She's been known to
smack people with a baseball bat. LOL!

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


:: Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
:: for decades

If you voted Democrat even once, you are NO CONSERVATIVE.

:: I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
:: tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
:: rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
:: Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
:: upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
:: Jessica b and Willbur
:: Shall we call your new relationship
:: Jessibur
:: or maybe
:: Wilica ?



That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. But remember, he who laughs last laughs
loudest. Since Jessica is no sock puppet of mine, it is already evident that
I shall get the last laugh.


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 13th 11 09:05 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of
your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to
are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well
to
be made up.


Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

.



FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


Wilbur Hubbard




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