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Bob February 12th 11 09:47 AM

Scenic overload
 
I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our


chest??



Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!
Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob

Bruce[_3_] February 12th 11 11:52 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 01:47:40 -0800 (PST), Bob
wrote:

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our


chest??



Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!

Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob



Very doubtful-ish.
Cheers,

Bruce

Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:07 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...
I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our


chest??



Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!
Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob




Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.



Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 08:55 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy. I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??




Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like that.
:-)


Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.


Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I was a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent say
that to their staring children. . .

I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure I'll
never be caught. LOL!







cavelamb February 13th 11 02:23 AM

Scenic overload
 
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.



Wilbur Hubbard




Problem is - nobody believes you... :)

--

Richard Lamb
email me:
web site:
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~cavelamb


Bruce[_3_] February 13th 11 11:36 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:23:02 -0600, CaveLamb
wrote:

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.



Wilbur Hubbard




Problem is - nobody believes you... :)


A better question is - how would he know? Given his frequent tirades
about women it is likely that a little girl refused him the paste pot
way back in kindergarten and he has been avoiding them ever since.
Cheers,

Bruce

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:16 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:55:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy. I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??



Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like that.
:-)


Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.


Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I was a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent say
that to their staring children. . .


My parents told us that. When I was little I walked up to a guy with
only one leg and asked him what happened to it. He said he lost it in
the war (Vietnam I guess). He didn't seem to be bothered by the
question. I think I was 5 or 6. Then my father told me about how some
questions should be thought out and how they might bother people. Then
my brother called me a clod. :)

I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure I'll
never be caught. LOL!


Out here that would not be uncommon. Whatever. Ah, but we know anyway.
lol

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:17 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 01:47:40 -0800 (PST), Bob
wrote:

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our


chest??



Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!
Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob


OH MY GOD! You are so UPTIGHT. I wonder why....

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:18 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:07:07 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our


chest??



Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!
Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob




Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.


Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:19 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 18:36:32 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:23:02 -0600, CaveLamb
wrote:

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.



Wilbur Hubbard




Problem is - nobody believes you... :)


A better question is - how would he know? Given his frequent tirades
about women it is likely that a little girl refused him the paste pot
way back in kindergarten and he has been avoiding them ever since.
Cheers,

Bruce


Umm.. he hasn't be avoiding me unlike some other people here.


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