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"Bob" wrote in message
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Women are nest builders.

Wilbur Hubbard

Dear wilbur. i agree at times however here you are wrong making a
blanket statment. I met two women while attend my Lifeboatman course a
year and a half ago. I belive I was criticized for doing so by someone
here. They were employed on one of the tall ships working the west
coast, worked aloft, and had a shake that felt between a riggers screw
and a carpenters block. extreamly agil, knowldgable and sea worthy
women. then there was the woman giving sailing lesson at the bottom of
lake union in Seattle, WA. again another tall ship sailor only she was
a 500 ton mate. we had a great conversatoin on worm-parcil-serving
splices. again I would sail with any of those seaman on any oceans.

So you see. Not all woman are fat frumpy cows. Many are extreamly
capable sailors. You just have to know where to look.

Bob




There are lots of dykes nowadays! Who needs a woman pretending to be a man?


Wilbur Hubbard

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"Bruce" wrote in message
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It is called "rationalization", in other words if you are unable to
get one you say "I don't want one". Sour grapes, in other words...



I happen to be handsome, rich and desirable. But, women, with a rare
exception,(believe me) are totally put off by the thought of living aboard a
small sailboat for extended periods of time. I can get all the attractive
women I want. But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.

Them's the facts, boys. . .


Wilbur Hubbard

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On May 30, 3:43*pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.

Them's the facts, boys. . .

Wilbur Hubbard


trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio and
other bible thumping areas dont have what it takes to cruise...... but
the analogy is: If you want a snowball dont go looking in Brownsville,
TX. Try places like Seattle, Port Townsend, WA or Astoria, or Aberdene
IDK about the NE but asume its the same up there. Just dont go to a
republican state and expect to get good head and therefore dont go to
a republican state and expect to find a good woman capable and willing
to go cruising. Its all about proper attitude somthing a republican
woman lacks.

When I was a NMFS fishery biologist I met plenty of capable
interesting and ****able outdoorsy women. You just have to know where
to look.Oh and this new crop of 25-35 yo are a real hoot. Hell they
grew up singing katy Pery's song, I Kissed A Girl..... youtube it if
you havnt seen the video.

In other words I have to agree with your shallow assessment but
admonish your for not having a representative sample nor a thorough
understanding of MODERN women (ie under 30 yo). They are a different
kind of woman. I think that even you would be amazed ! I sure am :)

Bob

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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 29 May 2010 19:41:51 -0700, Mark Borgerson
wrote:

In article s.com,
llid says...
"cavelamb" wrote in message
m...
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
...
I get a kick out of them. I don't read them all, but I enjoy the
ones I
do read. Further, your posts have convinced me that the cruising
life is
not something I'd enjoy. I like boating, but not the endless
maintenance
what you do seems to entail.


Skippy doesn't know what the real cruising life is all about. His
main
problem is his boat's too big and complicated and he's got it loaded
with
every conceivable, lubberly, unnecessary and breakdown prone
"convenience" which always turns out to be quite inconvenient when it
breaks down and he has to repair or replace it. Hence, he's become a
systems slave.

So, don't get the wrong idea. Cruising should be simple and
relatively
trouble free. A real cruiser spends the majority of his time sitting
in
the cockpit observing and tweaking his sails while scanning the
horizon.
Next is food and beverage consumption. Following that is sleep.
Maintenance constitutes perhaps 2% of his time.

And, a real cruiser leaves the distaff side home where she belongs.
Women
on sailboats require too much pampering and they take up too much
space
and they consume way excessively such scarce resources such as fresh
water. Not only that, but they bring bad luck.


Wilbur Hubbard
(spends more time drinking beer than working on failed and failing
systems)

Would you quit whining about Skip and do something your own bad self?

I *LIKE* having women on board!


Women are nest builders. Every real man knows that.

A sailboat is the very poorest of nests and no woman will be really
happy
and fulfilled cruising long-term in such an insecure and transient
contraption. Buy the woman a nice home ashore and visit her from time to
time as a break from cruising and both man and woman will be the happier
for
it.

Larry Pardey would probably disagree with you. He's got the miles and
years at sea to make his opinion count.


Mark Borgerson

And I believe that Lin agrees with him :-)




Oh, give me a freaking BREAK! One rare exception does not a rule prove.


Wilbur Hubbard.



There's no rule there, Wilbur.
Only decades old repression of half the population.



--

Richard Lamb

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In article s.com,
llid says...
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 29 May 2010 19:41:51 -0700, Mark Borgerson
wrote:

In article s.com,
says...
"cavelamb" wrote in message
m...
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
...
I get a kick out of them. I don't read them all, but I enjoy the
ones I
do read. Further, your posts have convinced me that the cruising
life is
not something I'd enjoy. I like boating, but not the endless
maintenance
what you do seems to entail.



Skippy doesn't know what the real cruising life is all about. His
main
problem is his boat's too big and complicated and he's got it loaded
with
every conceivable, lubberly, unnecessary and breakdown prone
"convenience" which always turns out to be quite inconvenient when it
breaks down and he has to repair or replace it. Hence, he's become a
systems slave.

So, don't get the wrong idea. Cruising should be simple and
relatively
trouble free. A real cruiser spends the majority of his time sitting
in
the cockpit observing and tweaking his sails while scanning the
horizon.
Next is food and beverage consumption. Following that is sleep.
Maintenance constitutes perhaps 2% of his time.

And, a real cruiser leaves the distaff side home where she belongs.
Women
on sailboats require too much pampering and they take up too much
space
and they consume way excessively such scarce resources such as fresh
water. Not only that, but they bring bad luck.


Wilbur Hubbard
(spends more time drinking beer than working on failed and failing
systems)


Would you quit whining about Skip and do something your own bad self?

I *LIKE* having women on board!



Women are nest builders. Every real man knows that.

A sailboat is the very poorest of nests and no woman will be really
happy
and fulfilled cruising long-term in such an insecure and transient
contraption. Buy the woman a nice home ashore and visit her from time to
time as a break from cruising and both man and woman will be the happier
for
it.

Larry Pardey would probably disagree with you. He's got the miles and
years at sea to make his opinion count.


Mark Borgerson


And I believe that Lin agrees with him :-)




Oh, give me a freaking BREAK! One rare exception does not a rule prove.


No, but one exception is all it takes to disprove absolute statements
like those you made. It there is one exception, then we have to ask
how many others are there and why haven't you run into any of them?


Mark Borgerson

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In article
,
Bob wrote:

On May 30, 3:43*pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.

Them's the facts, boys. . .

Wilbur Hubbard


trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio and
other bible thumping areas dont have what it takes to cruise...... but
the analogy is: If you want a snowball dont go looking in Brownsville,
TX. Try places like Seattle, Port Townsend, WA or Astoria, or Aberdene
IDK about the NE but asume its the same up there. Just dont go to a
republican state and expect to get good head and therefore dont go to
a republican state and expect to find a good woman capable and willing
to go cruising. Its all about proper attitude somthing a republican
woman lacks.

When I was a NMFS fishery biologist I met plenty of capable
interesting and ****able outdoorsy women. You just have to know where
to look.Oh and this new crop of 25-35 yo are a real hoot. Hell they
grew up singing katy Pery's song, I Kissed A Girl..... youtube it if
you havnt seen the video.

In other words I have to agree with your shallow assessment but
admonish your for not having a representative sample nor a thorough
understanding of MODERN women (ie under 30 yo). They are a different
kind of woman. I think that even you would be amazed ! I sure am :)

Bob

HECK, You want a CRUISING WOMAN, come up to Alaska, we got a bunch of
them, and I suspect any one of them, could kick Old Wibur's Ass from
one end of the dock to the other and back.... He is just another Fair
Weather sailor....

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"Bob" wrote in message
...
On May 30, 3:43 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.

Them's the facts, boys. . .

Wilbur Hubbard


trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio

snipped totally untenable suggestion which smacks of feminism


Good grief, but that's the worst suggestion I ever heard - get a liberal
woman to cruise with?

My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat before she would be seen walking the plank
being prodded in her fat, worthless, liberal ass with a boat hook.

Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

"Save the whales, stop global warming, hug the trees, let's go see a
Broadway play, let's all drive electric cars, one square of toilet paper
allowed per defecation episode, we demand our abortion rights, save the
starving Ethiopian children, equal pay for males and females, gay rights,
close Guantanamo Bay, one year paid leave for pregnancy . . ."

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard

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My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat


and that wilbur is your paradox. The only women who are capable
mariners are the kind you cant stand becuase of they are capable. You
will never find a teabagging granny who belives as you do AND at the
same time be a capable sailor.

You poor guy.........


Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

There ya go again wilbur sounds like ur just not strong enough man or
confident enough man to sail with a capable woman. You should work on
that insacurity comlex you have. having sex is much more fun with a
confident woman. They like to do things a republican woman wouldnt do
or dont know how to do...............

Republican women come in two types: the sheepish tradtional betty
crocker republican types and the Sara palin ball buster bithches who
want to run the show. Ever notice how her husband jsut stands aound
looking peacful all the time? Its bcause he aint got no balls. Sara
sniped those off early on. Now, for me. Give me a good liber girl from
ALASKA or the PNW. Theyll show ya a good time and will hold you to a
good conversatoin too.

You can keep those lap dogs and ball busters. Id prefer to sail with a
capable shipmate that also gives good head.

bob

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On Mon, 31 May 2010 19:39:01 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
On May 30, 3:43 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.

Them's the facts, boys. . .

Wilbur Hubbard


trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio

snipped totally untenable suggestion which smacks of feminism


Good grief, but that's the worst suggestion I ever heard - get a liberal
woman to cruise with?

My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat before she would be seen walking the plank
being prodded in her fat, worthless, liberal ass with a boat hook.

Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

"Save the whales, stop global warming, hug the trees, let's go see a
Broadway play, let's all drive electric cars, one square of toilet paper
allowed per defecation episode, we demand our abortion rights, save the
starving Ethiopian children, equal pay for males and females, gay rights,
close Guantanamo Bay, one year paid leave for pregnancy . . ."

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard

And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?

Cheers,

Bruce
(bruceinbangkokatgmaildotcom)

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"Bruce" wrote in message
...
snipped

And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?


Says the bloke living in the land of 'lady boys'?

LOL

Wilbur Hubbard