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Default The truth about Robert Brody aka Capt.Rob.

In this post I plan to cite some of Capt. Rob Brody's more numerous
failings and let you, the reader, decide for yourself how to react.

Here's my side of the story: I know more about sailboats than most
people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject having sailed
extensively and lived aboard since 1985. I can therefore state with
confidence that Rob has a very limited proficiency with sails and even less
acumen when it comes to being a man. He'd rather play stay-at-home dad and
let his wife put money in his pocket. As you listen to Rob's bull****,
chances are you won't even notice how his lies build upon themselves to the
point where he's managed to convince himself that he's a sailor and a man.
Only later, after you realize you've been duped, will you truly understand
that his delusional fantasies stem from a desire to be viewed as a man
instead of a man stuck doing a woman's job.

Perhaps one day we will live in a world where sailors will stand up and
reject talk-a-good-game-but-know-nothing wannabes like Capt. Rob. Until that
day arrives, however, I must spread the word that Rob's so-called sailing is
little more than a floating-at-the-dock and
very-close-to-the-dock-while-stuck-on-a-rock day care center for pale chubby
women babysitters and screaming, slobbering children. In spite of this,
Capt. Rob remains an attention hound who preys upon the gullible, the
ignorant and the know-nothings. He seeks their constant approval to keep
from becoming depressed with his stay-at-home-dad lifestyle. As a man he's a
liberated failure, no doubt about it. Keep that in mind while I state the
following: Rob truly believes that his posting bull**** posts, photos and
videos impresses the audience. What kind of Mickey Mouse world is he living
in? We real sailors know how big a fraud Mr. Homemaker really is.

The two things I just mentioned葉he way that Rob thinks we can't
recognize a fraud when we see one and how he only succeeds in fooling
himself, just go to show how pathetic an individual he really is. He's
substituted materialism and showing off to try to compensate for not being
able to be the bread winner and wearing the skirt in his marriage. The
common thread is a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression
and loneliness. I'm even beginning to think he's a closet homosexual. Rob
criticizes me for exposing wannabe, pretend sailors like himself and he does
it because he constantly fails to show by example that he can sail. He is
unable to refute my assertions so he resorts to the liberal sham of an ad
hominem attack. Every photo he posts, every video, every written word says
it all - "I can't sail; I haven't a clue and I think my audience is too
stupid to know it and will fall for my bull****." If he wants to play
sailor he should possess real and substantial knowledge about sailing - not
how to operate a floating daycare center on and around the dock and record
it on YouTube for the whole world to see.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without fat, heart
attack-prone, obscene showboaters? Let's be frank: We find among narrow and
uneducated minds the belief that sailing is for everybody . . . That even a
liberal can do it. Simply not so! as liberals can't do the simplest of tasks
without demanding somebody help them or pay for what they do which is fail.
This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by
stating that if Rob can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of
newsgroup, hangers-on individuals then it will become virtually impossible
for anyone to take up the mantle and provide you with a holistic and
thematic history of Rob's follies and failures.

For those of us who earned our respect by stepping up to the plate and
sailing the seven seas for decades and getting the facts out about those who
only pretend in the hope that somebody else will take heed and ignore Capt.
Rob's bad example and follow ours instead, it is important to consider that
Rob's blatherings always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist
on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new
"facts" as necessary to convince us that we aren't sailors and he is. Yah
Right! As if even the stupidest of us can't see through his chicanery.

I was thinking about how it's quite sad that Rob chooses to squander
his talent on this sort of misdirection. Why doesn't he sit down and write
some fiction books? He's obviously gifted in the writing of fiction. And
then it hit me. He's not disciplined enough and his having to do the
laundry, vacuum the floors, do the dishes and dusting and cooking leaves no
time for any extended project.


Wilbur Hubbard


 
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