Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in.

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Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

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Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch?


A. when the big hand touches the little hand