Capt.JG is in mourning
His lifetime idol has died in LA at the age of 50.
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Capt.JG is in mourning
"Norman Paperman" wrote in message
... His lifetime idol has died in LA at the age of 50. ROFL Wilbur Hubbard |
Capt.JG is in mourning
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing -- Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. -- Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A. He heard boy's pants were half-off. -- Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? A. Two 5 year olds. -- Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch? A. when the big hand touches the little hand |
Capt.JG is in mourning
"Piltdown Man" wrote in message
... Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing -- Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. -- Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A. He heard boy's pants were half-off. -- Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? A. Two 5 year olds. -- Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch? A. when the big hand touches the little hand Bwaahahahahhahahahaha. Here's a couple more good ones: Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. |
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