"Piltdown Man" wrote in message
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Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in.

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Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

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Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch?


A. when the big hand touches the little hand




Bwaahahahahhahahahaha. Here's a couple more good ones:

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.