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Default I've had it with bicycles!

They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get
behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.


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KLC Lewis pinched out a steaming pile
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on

them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with

lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just

get
behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

Ewww...plaesc close the door before you squeeze out another olive loaf.

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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

now that is disgusting.


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I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and green.

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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

now that is disgusting.




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On May 14, 9:29�am, "Jolly Roger" wrote:
I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and green.

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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?


Sal


And so another sockpuppet is birthed.


Plonk.


now that is disgusting.- Hide quoted text -


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I ride to work and just put a trail in the wooded area behind the
house. this old geezer is the worst, I even rollerblade the streets.
Ever get behind someone on blades...lol
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On Thu, 14 May 2009 11:29:34 -0500, "Jolly Roger"
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I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and green.



"Jolly" eh? Kind of like "Gay" I guess. "Gay Roger"? Young Boys?
Ah well, another denizen for the kill file.


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I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and

green.

Must not see much use then. Oldest mtn bike I have is a 92 full
suspension Canondale. And it needs the front fork rebuilt or R&R'd.

Heh, lightweights.

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Sal Monella wrote:
They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


The roads are for everyone .
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Sal Monella wrote:
They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get
behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


The roads are for everyone .



Right you are! But most o' these fat gluttons who drive RV's which're an
extension into road-hogging don't look at it that way. They want the roads
all to themselves. They think their excess bulk gives em more rights to
everything. Sad, sorry, morbidly obese creepoids - all of them.

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