I've had it with bicycles!
 

They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

I've had it with bicycles!
 

"Sal Monella" wrote in message
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get
behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

I've had it with bicycles!
 

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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get
behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

You'll be there soon enough.

I HATE GODDAMN CANOES!

There, now its on topic for rec.boats.cursing.

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I've had it with bicycles!
 

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"Sal Monella" wrote in message
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on
them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get
behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

Ewww...plaesc close the door before you squeeze out another olive loaf.

TIA

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I've had it with bicycles!
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
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"Sal Monella" wrote in message
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

now that is disgusting.

I've had it with bicycles!
 

Sal Monella wrote:
They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

The roads are for everyone .

I've had it with bicycles!
 

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Sal Monella wrote:
They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get
behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

The roads are for everyone .


Right you are! But most o' these fat gluttons who drive RV's which're an
extension into road-hogging don't look at it that way. They want the roads
all to themselves. They think their excess bulk gives em more rights to
everything. Sad, sorry, morbidly obese creepoids - all of them.

Shad O'Shay

I've had it with bicycles!
 

Sal Monella wrote:
They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them. They
can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with lumpy
Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just get behind
the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal


Bicyles fill the desire and needs of many People.
The problem is a lack of planning or infrastructure to support their
trwavel seperate of vehicle travel. There should be dedicated bike lanes
or paths as well as sidewalkss, in all urban and suburban planning, even
in the country.
Problem is that governments are largely beholden to or taken over by
Developers who's only interest is more roads for vehicles to their strip
developments.

I've had it with bicycles!
 

I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and green.

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"Sal Monella" wrote in message
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

now that is disgusting.

I've had it with bicycles!
 

On May 14, 9:29�am, "Jolly Roger" wrote:
I'm 67 and ride a 1988 Mongoose Hilltopper...Fast, economical, and green.

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"Sal Monella" wrote in message
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They're all over the place and the worst are the old geezers on them.
They can't hear, see or get out of the way. God awful bike shorts with
lumpy Depends underneath and a foul odor emanating. Why can't they just
get behind the wheel of a big RV rather than wobbling about on bicycles?

Sal

And so another sockpuppet is birthed.

Plonk.

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I ride to work and just put a trail in the wooded area behind the
house. this old geezer is the worst, I even rollerblade the streets.
Ever get behind someone on blades...lol