The madam opened the brothel door in Tuscaloosa and saw
a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late
forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charges $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there
were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and
they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but
he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, 'Montgomery.'

'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Montgomery.'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'


The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain :
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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I thought blood sucking laywers were universal, not just local


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