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Why "Bristol?"
For years I've noticed that yachts for sale which are in very good shape are often described as being in "Bristol" condition. Why "Bristol?" Does the English city of Bristol have some significance in yachting with implications of a vessel's being in first-class condition? If so, what's the story behind that? Geoff -- "I imagine that anyone having a nooner with Madonna would have to occasionally open the door to the phone booth to let some fresh air in." -- Strayhorn |
Why "Bristol?"
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Why "Bristol?"
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Why "Bristol?"
"Larry" wrote in message ... (Geoff Miller) wrote in : Does the English city of Bristol have some significance in yachting with implications of a vessel's being in first-class condition? If so, what's the story behind that? I read the references in the other answers. I doubt anyone in the yacht sales business knows anything about Bristowe and the history behind the use of it. All they know is if you put Bristol in the ad, it sells better. That's enough for them, even if it's a lie. Being a nebulous term with no real meaning, it probably can't be used against them at the court hearing, either. Plaintiff - "He said it was in Bristol condition!" Judge - "Bristol? What the hell does that mean??!" See my point? Case dismissed. At least one surveyor would agree withi this accessment: http://www.yachtsurvey.com/SurveyGuide.htm "Summaries are generally not necessary but can be useful particularly for sizing up vessels that are in particularly good condition or are otherwise unique or out of the ordinary. The use of superlatives such as excellent, A-1, first class or Bristol condition should be avoided unless accompanied by a description or facts supporting such superlatives. There is no universal agreement on what these terms mean so that their use should be justified." |
Why "Bristol?"
On Dec 27, 12:05*am, (Geoff Miller) wrote:
For years I've noticed that yachts for sale which are in very good shape are often described as being in "Bristol" condition. *Why "Bristol?" * Does the English city of Bristol have some significance in yachting with implications of a vessel's being in first-class condition? *If so, what's the story behind that? Geoff -- "I imagine that anyone having a nooner with Madonna *would have to occasionally open the door to the *phone booth to let some fresh air in." -- Strayhorn way i heard it is the term refers to the condition of ships from the ship yards of that port. meaning every thing was tight, rigged correctly, in good repair, all the stuff needed was stowed where it was ment to be, and ready to sail. |
Why "Bristol?"
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Why "Bristol?"
"Geoff Miller" wrote in message ... For years I've noticed that yachts for sale which are in very good shape are often described as being in "Bristol" condition. Why "Bristol?" Does the English city of Bristol have some significance in yachting with implications of a vessel's being in first-class condition? If so, what's the story behind that? Geoff, First off allow me to apologize for all the uninformed guesses as to the origin of the term "Bristol fashion." It's got nothing to do with anything so far suggested. Believe it or not it has to do with woman's breasts. http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/b.htm scroll down to "bristols" Ship shape and bristol fashion refers to a ship at anchor or docked that is all stowed away and battened down as it should be like breasts in a properly tied corset. http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/115000...12444281/1.jpg Note the similarity to many classic figureheads. Wilbur Hubbard |
Why "Bristol?"
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:11:05 -0500, WaIIy wrote:
Your posts are full of baba, but kind of fun to read. Good grief, don't encourage him. |
Why "Bristol?"
Has anyone actually laid eyes on WH's pitiful craft?
No breasts, no corsets and sure as hell not "Bristol Fashion". How funny that he aimlessly wanders the docks seeking anything to either dream about or, in desparation, criticize. Sad, so sad.............NOT!!! |
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