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Christmas gift suggestion for extreme boat snob
"Thomas Sawyer" wrote in
: In the berth next to mine resides the ultimate boat snob. His view is that 99% of all boats are unfit for him and marketed to idiots. He looks down his nose at everyone elses choice of boat and believes his opinions are the only ones that are correct. He is irritating to be around, he always has some snide comment about the way someone does something. I really, really want to get him a fitting Christmas gift, one that tells him what I and everyone else think of him. I need some suggestions, so please have at it. The gift should cost $300 or less and have real impact. Thanks, I know you guys will come up with something good! Tom S. A WalMart Gift Card......the ultimate gift for the really snobbish. "Say it with Walmart!" $5 should be sufficient....(c; Another wonderful gift, if he's a liveaboard, is a dozen dead black roses, delivered by a florist. I know someone who got them from his ex- wife after she lost in divorce court and HE won child support....(c;] |
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