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Christmas gift suggestion for extreme boat snob
"Thomas Sawyer" wrote in message ... In the berth next to mine resides the ultimate boat snob. His view is that 99% of all boats are unfit for him and marketed to idiots. He looks down his nose at everyone elses choice of boat and believes his opinions are the only ones that are correct. He is irritating to be around, he always has some snide comment about the way someone does something. I really, really want to get him a fitting Christmas gift, one that tells him what I and everyone else think of him. I need some suggestions, so please have at it. The gift should cost $300 or less and have real impact. Thanks, I know you guys will come up with something good! Tom S. He sounds like he has his head screwed on straight to me except for one area which will be addressed below. He's probably 100% correct in his assessments of his neighbors. I discovered a very long time ago that NO boat at a marina had an owner who was anything but a moron. The fact that the boat was kept at a marina is indesputable proof of that. This makes for a dilemma. If he is so knowledgeable and superior then what the hell is he doing still hanging out at the marina with the low-life he despises? Buy him one of those big white mooring balls with the blue horizontal stripe with a suitable length of chain and a large mushroom anchor. Wilbur Hubbard |
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