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Here you are Larry
"Larry W4CSC" wrote in message ... When I was a Navy sailor, wo back in the 60's, we created a very official- looking US government form aboard USS Everglades (AD-24) called Form 69 - Application For A Date With A Sailor. It was filled with VERY personal questions, very funny multiple-choice answers and looked like it came from the US Government Printing Office. We printed thousands to be left on bars all over our ports of call. Application for a Date with a Sailor (please print.) NAME in full (first)_____________ (Middle)_____________ (Last)_______________ Date of Birth____________________ Age______________ Tel. no.______________Address_________________________ Height___________ Weight____________ Color_Hair__________ Size of stockings_____________ Color_Preference____________ Figure (check one) ___good ____fair _____poor ____hurtin' ____pig _____please When intoxicated, what do you do?__________________________ Do you like it?_________ Would you try anything once?________ Twice?_____ Would you with me?______ Do you have a sister?______ Old enough to take your place in case you should be ill?__________ brothers?______ How many?______ Are they boxers?______ Do you believe in: Kissing?________ Hugging?_______ OTHER (Explain)_________________ Have you ever been kissed on the nose?______ Ears?_____ Eyes?________ Lips?____ Neck?_____ Legs?____ OTHER places? (Explain)____________________________ Do you stay out late?_______ how late?_______ How late will you stay out with me?__________________ Why?________ Do you like beach parties?____________ Weekend parties?____________________ Private parties for two?_______________ Moonlight rides?___________ Do you believe in love at first sight?________ When you meet me, how will you greet me? (check one): Kiss?____ Hug?____ Laughter?____ Tears?______ Handshake?______ OTHER (Explain)__________ A brief description of your dream man:________ What type of letters would you enjoy getting from me? (Check one): Newsy?______ Intimate?______ Passionate?_______ Nasty?_______ OTHER (Explain)________________ Do you have a boyfriend?_______ Big?_____ How Big?____ Does he get jealous?_________ How Jealous?_______ Can you handle him?________ How often does he leave town?________________ Does anyone read your mail?__________ Why?_________ Do you have a job?________ What type?____________ When's payday?________ How much?______ Can we live off it?_______ Do you own a car?________ What type?_____ Condition?________ Is it paid for?_______ How big is your father?_________ Does he get mad very easy?______ Does he own a shotgun?_______ Can he shoot straight?_________ Are you angry when kissed on first date?_________ Why or Why not?______ Would you date me?________ What would you like to do on our first date? __________________________________________________ ______________________ PLACE LIP PRINTS HE This form you have just filled out does not insure a date with me; it is only an application. My justifiable reputation will help my judgment in determining whether or not you are suited for a date with a sailor or whether or not you are still a little inexperienced yet. No matter what the outcome, your application will remain in my files and perhaps in the future, your time will come!!!!!!!! SIGN HE I hereby certify that all statements made by me in the form above are correct. I also understand that there is punishment for perjury or forgery. __________________________________________ Signed this __(date)___ Day of __(month)___ in the year ___(yr)___ |
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ink.net: Here you are Larry Special thanks to all who replied. Our form was very similar but much more Government-looking with all its official-looking numbers, revision numbers, etc....(c; Great fun.... Larry |
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