Senior Citizens Who Vote for McCain Should be Required to Renounce Any
Claim to Social Security or Medicare


Let's make it quite simple: any person over 65 who votes for John
McCain should first be required to renounce all claims to Social
Security and Medicare.

Why? It's quite simple.

McCain's largest age group of support (by percentage) is Americans
over the age of 65. Since McCain and the Republican Party have as
their main message (other than "we are the party of white people")
shrinking the size of government and letting everyone sink or swim on
their own, I do not believe that seniors who vote for McCain are
entitled to Social Security or Medicare, and that's just for starters
as far as government support of the elderly.


John "7-11 houses" McCain himself proudly collects and cashes his
social security check (and we are not making this up), as well
receiving a disability check from the government. He also has
received government medical care (which might have otherwise
bankrupted a struggling working stiff due to McCain's history of
multiple melanomas) for decades. In fact, McCain's entire adult life
-- except for a brief stint working for his wife's beer
distributorship -- has been on the public payroll. In short, we the
taxpayers, have paid for McCain's salary and benefits. (You would
think that with a fortune worth over $100 million dollars, enough that
he can gamble away tens of thousands of dollars a year, he might sign
over his social security check to charity, but not John McCain. He's
all for "socialism" for number one, himself.)


McCain is a glaring, gluttonous example of the GOP denouncing
"socialist" government programs, but benefiting from them at every
turn. There's only a couple of Communist countries left in the world,
and the Marxist ideology is basically dead and buried, but go to
CafePress.com and see how many buttons and stickers claim that
liberals (and Obama) are Communists. It's like there are a group of
right wing Republicans (that's probably a redundant phrase) whose
brains are petrified rock, solidified during the Cuban Missile Crisis.


So here's the nut of it. If you are a senior citizen in a trailer
park or even in a luxurious condo in the Sarasota/Bradenton area (just
as an example: the former congressional district briefly represented
by the infamous Katherine Harris) and you talk over your bingo games
and in your barber shops about what a "liberal socialist threat"
Barack Obama is to America, we have a suggestion for you: burn your
Medicare and Social Security Cards and send a letter to the U.S.
Government informing them that you are now going to personally pay
your own bills for healthcare and want no more Social Security checks
sent to you.

You see how easy it is to personally reject "socialism" in your life.


Oh, and when you get too feeble to live on your own, remember that you
can't sign your assets over to your children and then have Medicaid
pay for your nursing home care, because that's "socialism" too, right?
So save up, cause that nursing home care gets costly without the
government covering it.


And if the $700 billion (you know that it's going to be a trillion or
more in the end) socialism for Wall Street scheme doesn't work and
your bank collapses with your life savings down the drain, please tell
Washington that you don't want them to insure your savings because
that's "socialism." You'll just eat the loss of your retirement
savings because you're a John McCain sort of person (not that he would
turn back the FDIC insurance check from the government.)


Oh, and if you are a senior for McCain because you want to prevent
"dreaded liberal socialism" from spreading and are disabled, please
return your government disability checks to the Treasury. You can
personally strike against "big government" all by yourself. Just send
the check back.


And if you get senior discounts on public transportation, stop taking
them. Demand you pay the full amount in your crusade against
"socialism." And when you need rehabilitation homecare because you
fall and break your hip, tell the "big brother government" to take a
hike and that you'll pay for it yourself.


I can go on and on with easy, personal actions seniors who support
McCain and the GOP "war against the welfare state" can take to rid
their lives of "socialism." There are so many daily protests that you
can do to increase your personal expenditures and get government
financial assistance out of your lives.


So before you vote for John McCain and Sarah "I bilked the state
taxpayers for daily travel home and didn't even pay taxes on it"
Palin, please show your solidarity with their cause by renouncing and
rejecting all forms of "socialist" government financial assistance.

Any volunteers?

I don't see any hands. How come?

Senior Citizens Who Vote for McCain Should be Required to Have a
Complete Mental Exam