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How to write the perfect newsgroup abuse report...
Attn: ASA posters,
Please send the following forn when reporting abuse to make our jobs easier, we don't read all 350,000 newsgroups: Hurt Feelings Report Date: ____________________________ Time of Hurtfulness: _______________ Which newsgroup were the words of hurtfulness posted to: __________________________________________________ Which news server was used: ______________________________________________ Is there permanent feeling damage: Yes_____No_____ Did you need a tissue for the tears: Yes_____No_____ Reasons for filing this report.: Please mark accordingly… 1) I am a pussy Yes_____No_____ 2) I am thin-skinned Yes_____No_____ 3) I am a whiner Yes_____No_____ 4) I am a homosexual Yes_____No_____ 5) I am a little bitch Yes_____No_____ 6) I am a cry baby Yes_____No_____ 7) I am a liberal Yes_____No_____ 8) I want my mommy Yes_____No_____ 9) I want my binky Yes_____No_____ 10) I have my panties in a wad Yes_____No_____ 11) All of the above Yes_____No_____ Name of the "real man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings: __________________________________________________ __ If you feel that you need somebody to hug go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel you need to speak to somebody to soothe you please call 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL. Girly-man or whiny-bitch who filed this report: (full name):_______________________________ Date of Birth:_______________ Social Security Number:_______________________________ Credit Card Information: (AMEX, MC, Visa, Disc) ________________________________ Exp Date:_______ Signature of girly-man or whiny-bitch: ___________________________________ Real man or woman being reported: ___________________________________ Baby sitter's signatu ________________________________________________ Baby sitter's age:_______________ Any other sissy tale-tails, complaints or suggestions that admins can laugh their asses off at the water cooler: CC: because she desperately needs some laughs. |
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How to write the perfect newsgroup abuse report...
"ASA Moderator" wrote in message ... Attn: ASA posters, Please send the following forn when reporting abuse to make our jobs easier, we don't read all 350,000 newsgroups: Hurt Feelings Report Date: ____________________________ Time of Hurtfulness: _______________ Which newsgroup were the words of hurtfulness posted to: __________________________________________________ Which news server was used: ______________________________________________ Is there permanent feeling damage: Yes_____No_____ Did you need a tissue for the tears: Yes_____No_____ Reasons for filing this report.: Please mark accordingly. 1) I am a pussy Yes_____No_____ 2) I am thin-skinned Yes_____No_____ 3) I am a whiner Yes_____No_____ 4) I am a homosexual Yes_____No_____ 5) I am a little bitch Yes_____No_____ 6) I am a cry baby Yes_____No_____ 7) I am a liberal Yes_____No_____ 8) I want my mommy Yes_____No_____ 9) I want my binky Yes_____No_____ 10) I have my panties in a wad Yes_____No_____ 11) All of the above Yes_____No_____ Name of the "real man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings: __________________________________________________ __ If you feel that you need somebody to hug go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel you need to speak to somebody to soothe you please call 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL. Girly-man or whiny-bitch who filed this report: (full name):_______________________________ Date of Birth:_______________ Social Security Number:_______________________________ Credit Card Information: (AMEX, MC, Visa, Disc) ________________________________ Exp Date:_______ Signature of girly-man or whiny-bitch: ___________________________________ Real man or woman being reported: ___________________________________ Baby sitter's signatu ________________________________________________ Baby sitter's age:_______________ Any other sissy tale-tails, complaints or suggestions that admins can laugh their asses off at the water cooler: CC: because she desperately needs some laughs. Ha ha ha ha! Good one Lady Aviatrix! I have cross-posted the above to AFN in order to make life easier for the likes of Phlat_arse, bert, the BananaBoi, Little Stevie Wunderkind, Sn!pe, Martin Jay and a few others who might use it to streamline their abuse complaints. -- Gregory Hall |
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How to write the perfect newsgroup abuse report...
On 15-Aug-2008, ASA Moderator wrote: Hurt Feelings Report Date: ____________________________ Time of Hurtfulness: _______________ Which newsgroup were the words of hurtfulness posted to: __________________________________________________ Which news server was used: ______________________________________________ Is there permanent feeling damage: Yes_____No_____ Did you need a tissue for the tears: Yes_____No_____ Reasons for filing this report.: Please mark accordingly… 1) I am a pussy Yes_____No_____ 2) I am thin-skinned Yes_____No_____ 3) I am a whiner Yes_____No_____ 4) I am a homosexual Yes_____No_____ 5) I am a little bitch Yes_____No_____ 6) I am a cry baby Yes_____No_____ 7) I am a liberal Yes_____No_____ 8) I want my mommy Yes_____No_____ 9) I want my binky Yes_____No_____ 10) I have my panties in a wad Yes_____No_____ 11) All of the above Yes_____No_____ Name of the "real man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings: __________________________________________________ __ If you feel that you need somebody to hug go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel you need to speak to somebody to soothe you please call 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL. Girly-man or whiny-bitch who filed this report: (full name):_______________________________ Date of Birth:_______________ Social Security Number:_______________________________ Credit Card Information: (AMEX, MC, Visa, Disc) ________________________________ Exp Date:_______ Signature of girly-man or whiny-bitch: ___________________________________ Real man or woman being reported: ___________________________________ Baby sitter's signatu ________________________________________________ Baby sitter's age:_______________ Any other sissy tale-tails, complaints or suggestions that admins can laugh their asses off at the water cooler: CC: because she desperately needs some laughs. THAT is the funniest thing I've seen since Al Gore ran for president! |
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