On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:17:11 -0700, Fenimore Cooper
wrote this crap:

I volunteer to take him out. I just read the book, "Beowulf," and
I've seen the movie, twice. Did you notice how Beowulf is a lot like
me? Tall, blond, good-looking, fearless, and a leader of men.

Give me a stout ship, an army of warriors, and a flagon of mead, wind
for my sails, and I'll go to the place on the maps where it says,
"Here be monsters." And I'll return with a shipload of treasure, and
many heros to tell of my great deeds.

My name is "Horvath." It's a name that's over a thousand years old.
And my name will be spoken forever.



Are you going to take him out on a date? He swings a pretty mean
purse, but likes tall, blond, good looking men. Brings lots of KY
jelly!



Fool! Feminist Cooper! I despise you! I spit on your father's
grave!

Meet me at dawn, at the field of battle.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.