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Dave the lawyer is an example of the typical uninformed asa dolt. He's
been suckered in by the hoax posts that tell everybody to vote AGAINST H.R. 2550. Jeff, our other resident "genius" also seems to have drunk the Kool-Aid. For your information, dear reader, you've been duped by totally bogus information. You've been told to have your congressman vote AGAINST the House Rule. Here's the real scoop from: http://www.boatus.com/gov/ "EPA Discharge Permit Requirement for Recreational Boats "For 34 years the federal Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has exempted discharges from recreational boats from the Clean Water Act permit system. Regretfully, a recent court ruling cancelled this permit exemption. EPA is required by the court decision to develop and implement by September 30, 2008 a national permit system for ALL vessels in the United States for a variety of normal operational discharges. "We have been working behind the scenes with other boating organizations to get the exemption reinstated for recreational boats. Fortunately, the Recreational Boating Act of 2007 (H.R. 2550) has been introduced by Representatives Gene Taylor (D-Miss) and Candice Miller (R-Mich) which would protect recreational boats from being swept into this unnecessary and expensive permitting system. "It is critically important that H.R. 2550 be passed and your support is essential. Please contact your Congressman and Senators TODAY and ask that they co-sponsor or support H.R. 2550." I hope this helps and I hope it shows the folly of expecting armchair lawyers like our Daffy Dave the Duffer to know their arses from a hole in the ground. Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Dave" wrote in message ... On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:32:34 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard" said: I hope this helps and I hope it shows the folly of expecting armchair lawyers like our Daffy Dave the Duffer to know their arses from a hole in the ground. Having a little trouble with the Alzheimer's, Neal? Then I'll remind you that no one here has the foggiest idea what you're talking about because the discussion to which you refer took place in another group. Yes, and if you had checked the headers you would have noted it was cross-posted to that other group. Doh! And it looks like you may, finally, have comprehended what Roger Long told you in that other forum on September 12 was correct, and that your rant was off the wall. I certainly pointed out your difficulties with comprehension of Roger's post enough times. Wrong again, Barrister Boy! Anybody can research the thread and see how you and others were just taking the dire, bogus warnings as fact. And, it turned out the OP was totally wrong in asserting that everybody needed to contact their Congressman or Senator to tell them to vote AGAINST H.R. 225. My rant that leaving it under Federal control was the way to go because that keeps 50 states from writing 50 different forms of legislation. The only reason this whole thing is coming up is because some stupid liberal judge (and former lawyer) legislated from the bench and negated existing federal law. Now, with the passage of H.R. 225, recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous regulations. I hope this helps. You should be ashamed, since you claim to be a lawyer, that you were sucked in by a hoax that YOU could have and should have dispelled instead of contributing to the false information. What good are you, anyway? But, I suppose you've heard that question many times from clients you represented who lost their case. Have a nice day. Wilbur Hubbard |
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OH the IRONY !
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. ... Dave the lawyer is an example of the typical uninformed asa dolt. He's been suckered in by the hoax posts that tell everybody to vote AGAINST H.R. 2550. Jeff, our other resident "genius" also seems to have drunk the Kool-Aid. For your information, dear reader, you've been duped by totally bogus information. You've been told to have your congressman vote AGAINST the House Rule. Here's the real scoop from: http://www.boatus.com/gov/ "EPA Discharge Permit Requirement for Recreational Boats "For 34 years the federal Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has exempted discharges from recreational boats from the Clean Water Act permit system. Regretfully, a recent court ruling cancelled this permit exemption. EPA is required by the court decision to develop and implement by September 30, 2008 a national permit system for ALL vessels in the United States for a variety of normal operational discharges. "We have been working behind the scenes with other boating organizations to get the exemption reinstated for recreational boats. Fortunately, the Recreational Boating Act of 2007 (H.R. 2550) has been introduced by Representatives Gene Taylor (D-Miss) and Candice Miller (R-Mich) which would protect recreational boats from being swept into this unnecessary and expensive permitting system. "It is critically important that H.R. 2550 be passed and your support is essential. Please contact your Congressman and Senators TODAY and ask that they co-sponsor or support H.R. 2550." I hope this helps and I hope it shows the folly of expecting armchair lawyers like our Daffy Dave the Duffer to know their arses from a hole in the ground. Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Scotty" wrote in message ... OH the IRONY ! Ironic that lawyers don't know squat? I'd say that's normal fare. Those elitists are so uninformed about life in general. Look whom they associate with - other rich elitists. That's their entire existence. They know NOTHING about real lfe. Wilbur Hubbard "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. .. Dave the lawyer is an example of the typical uninformed asa dolt. He's been suckered in by the hoax posts that tell everybody to vote AGAINST H.R. 2550. Jeff, our other resident "genius" also seems to have drunk the Kool-Aid. For your information, dear reader, you've been duped by totally bogus information. You've been told to have your congressman vote AGAINST the House Rule. Here's the real scoop from: http://www.boatus.com/gov/ "EPA Discharge Permit Requirement for Recreational Boats "For 34 years the federal Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has exempted discharges from recreational boats from the Clean Water Act permit system. Regretfully, a recent court ruling cancelled this permit exemption. EPA is required by the court decision to develop and implement by September 30, 2008 a national permit system for ALL vessels in the United States for a variety of normal operational discharges. "We have been working behind the scenes with other boating organizations to get the exemption reinstated for recreational boats. Fortunately, the Recreational Boating Act of 2007 (H.R. 2550) has been introduced by Representatives Gene Taylor (D-Miss) and Candice Miller (R-Mich) which would protect recreational boats from being swept into this unnecessary and expensive permitting system. "It is critically important that H.R. 2550 be passed and your support is essential. Please contact your Congressman and Senators TODAY and ask that they co-sponsor or support H.R. 2550." I hope this helps and I hope it shows the folly of expecting armchair lawyers like our Daffy Dave the Duffer to know their arses from a hole in the ground. Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in news:46eb03f3$0
: Now, with the passage of H.R. 225, recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous regulations. Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again? The dolphins do! Larry -- Beer - The natural flush.... |
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"Dave" wrote in message ... On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:59:24 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard" said: Yes, and if you had checked the headers you would have noted it was cross-posted to that other group. Doh! So, Neal, 'splain to me why all your previous posts on the subject of H.R. 2550, (the first of which is dated September 12, 2007) have the following header: Newsgroups: rec.boats.cruising So? Does that mean all of alt.sailing.asa should be forever kept out of the loop? There are boaters here, ya know. And besides, there are probably half the subscribers here who also post or lurk on rec.boats.cruising. This is what I mean about your elitism. You think you are so great and everybody else is clueless. In reality, you're the one who is out of touch And only this latest post has the header: Newsgroups: alt.sailing.asa,rec.boats.cruising So? Perhaps you could educate me as to how to post it to alt.sailing.asa without including that in the Newsgroups: line. Just as I said, your latest comes totally out of left field in this group. You're busted. Best you slink off quietly into a corner rather than soil yourself further with foolish bluster. Again with the elitism. Do they teach that in all the Ivy League schools? Again, in case it didn't sink through your thick skull there are people here (many) who also read rec.boats.cruising. As for soiling myself, treating with a lawyer is debasement worse than feces and I don't shy away from that, do I? And, it turned out the OP was totally wrong in asserting that everybody needed to contact their Congressman or Senator to tell them to vote AGAINST H.R. 2550. The OP was Glen Ashmore. Roger Long quickly set things straight. See The problem is that you were so intent on blathering that you apparently either ignored or simply didn't comprehend what Roger had said--a point I've now made ad nauseam. Again with the cluelessness. The topic of voting AGAINST H.R. 2550 came up a couple times before the thread you refer to. Get with it, man. Don't you have something to do such as hawking your wares to O.J. Simpson to get him acquitted of his latest armed burglary fiasco? Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Larry" wrote in message ... "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in news:46eb03f3$0 : Now, with the passage of H.R. 225, recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous regulations. Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again? The dolphins do! Larry -- Beer - The natural flush.... You can always **** over the side legally from a waste standpoint but they can probably get you for indecent exposure. The interesting thing about existing sewage discharge laws the many people don't understand is the very definition of discharge involves dumping sewage from a container overboard. If you don't ever use a container and just **** or **** directly overboard it's totally legal. If you really want to make the authorities mad when they come aboard to check your head/holding tanks for legality excuse yourself saying you need to take a ****, jump overboard drop your swim trunks and **** directly in the water; use a sponge you grabbed on the way out to clean your ass. There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended by a naked male ass. Hint: always face any current. Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in news:46eb2d42$0
: There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended by a naked male ass. Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming obscenities at me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too? Maybe I should put out a sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c; (Notice this simple emoticon of a smiley face, indicating this is a sarcastic remark to your stupid reply.) Larry -- "Because it is vocally oriented, sarcasm can be difficult to grasp in written form and is easily misinterpreted." |
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"Dave" wrote in message ... On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:40:25 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard" said: So, Neal, 'splain to me why all your previous posts on the subject of H.R. 2550, (the first of which is dated September 12, 2007) have the following header: Newsgroups: rec.boats.cruising So? Does that mean all of alt.sailing.asa should be forever kept out of the loop? No. It simply means you were being economical with the truth. Don't you have something to do such as hawking your wares to O.J. Simpson to get him acquitted of his latest armed burglary fiasco? Yes. As I mentioned in another thread and another group, I published a 50 page article last month. BTW, I'm still waiting for the answer to the question I posted in that other thread--when was the last time you used voice recognition so as to be such an expert on the topic. I tried Dragon Naturally Speaking maybe five years ago period. It was worthless period. It mixed up words comma it put words together that weren't supposed to be period. It was a joke exclamation point. Now tell me how can anybody write a coherent paragraph dictating the punctuation? Wilbur Hubbard |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:09:22 +0000, Larry wrote:
Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming obscenities at me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too? Maybe I should put out a sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c; (Notice this simple emoticon of a smiley face, indicating this is a sarcastic remark to your stupid reply.) So that's what that means. I thought you had some type of scientific notation amid your comments, but were just printing the (c: notes because the (a: (b: and (d: stuff was top secret. (-: Look Ma! no letters! |
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Vic Smith wrote in
: On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:09:22 +0000, Larry wrote: Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming obscenities at me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too? Maybe I should put out a sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c; (Notice this simple emoticon of a smiley face, indicating this is a sarcastic remark to your stupid reply.) So that's what that means. I thought you had some type of scientific notation amid your comments, but were just printing the (c: notes because the (a: (b: and (d: stuff was top secret. (-: Look Ma! no letters! (c; = winking and smiling (c: = smiling but not winking (d^:) = Sticking tongue out saying "Yecch!" )^: = frowning ( )^:) = mouth open yelling "Aaaaak!" (C: = swollen nose...(c; |c: = grim look (b^:) = tongue sticking out concentrating on problem I rarely use most of them....(;^)) Larry -- Search youtube for "Depleted Uranium" The ultimate dirty bomb...... |
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:55:38 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: "Larry" wrote in message . .. "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in news:46eb03f3$0 : Now, with the passage of H.R. 225, recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous regulations. Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again? The dolphins do! Larry -- Beer - The natural flush.... You can always **** over the side legally from a waste standpoint but they can probably get you for indecent exposure. The interesting thing about existing sewage discharge laws the many people don't understand is the very definition of discharge involves dumping sewage from a container overboard. If you don't ever use a container and just **** or **** directly overboard it's totally legal. Willie-boy, We all know that. Heck, Peggie told us, what, two three years ago? Maybe longer... Now here you are plagiarizing Peggy after all the bad things you've said about her. Willie-boy you really are a piece of work. If you really want to make the authorities mad when they come aboard to check your head/holding tanks for legality excuse yourself saying you need to take a ****, jump overboard drop your swim trunks and **** directly in the water; use a sponge you grabbed on the way out to clean your ass. There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended by a naked male ass. Hint: always face any current. Wilbur Hubbard Bruce in Bangkok (brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom) |
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took a moment out of his busy day at the dock where's he been living for the past two years calling himself a cruising sailor and two-finger typed out this pathetic message ... Willie-boy, We all know that. Heck, Peggie told us, what, two three years ago? Maybe longer... Now here you are plagiarizing Peggy after all the bad things you've said about her. Willie-boy you really are a piece of work. You mean Peggie? Peggie Hill? That nappy-headed hoe! She's a waste of space. She plagiarized ME. She stole a bunch of my stuff. Just like she stole all her poor deceased husband's stuff and now calls it her own. I've been around a LOT longer than Peggie and her human waste, dog and pony show. Believe it. There was a time many years ago when we were on good terms but then she tried to court me but I rejected her advances and serious asperations in no uncertain words. I found her less than attractive - old, dry, dull-witted, no sense of humor, full of herself and hypocritical. And her physical appearance was, well, to be truthful, she's sort of a two-bagger. You know, one bag to put over her face and one for me in case her's should happen to come adrift. Ever since she came to realize I was not interested, she's been the very essense of a woman scorned. It's probably a good thing she's now got her entire life wrapped up in sewage. Gives the poor, unwanted, rejected woman something constructive on which to vent her agression. I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard |
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com... snip usual wastewater.... I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense! |
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"Don White" wrote in message ... "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com... snip usual wastewater.... I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense! No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped? Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old. Wilbur Hubbard |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:43:26 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: took a moment out of his busy day at the dock where's he been living for the past two years calling himself a cruising sailor and two-finger typed out this pathetic message .. . Willie-boy, We all know that. Heck, Peggie told us, what, two three years ago? Maybe longer... Now here you are plagiarizing Peggy after all the bad things you've said about her. Willie-boy you really are a piece of work. You mean Peggie? Peggie Hill? That nappy-headed hoe! She's a waste of space. She plagiarized ME. She stole a bunch of my stuff. Just like she stole all her poor deceased husband's stuff and now calls it her own. I've been around a LOT longer than Peggie and her human waste, dog and pony show. Believe it. Some snipped for clarity. Wilbur Hubbard Willie-boy, you kind of give yourself away there. You haven't been around in your present guise of Willie-boy Hubbard as long as Peggie has. So you must have been using one of your other aliases. Perhaps the fool Capt. whatever his name was, that used to post on rec.boats. As far as your comment that Peggie plagiarized you, what did you ever have, that made sense? Bruce in Bangkok (brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom) |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:15:04 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: "Don White" wrote in message .. . "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com... snip usual wastewater.... I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense! No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped? Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old. Wilbur Hubbard Sort of like the photo of your mentor Capt. what ever his name was's Coast Guard license? By the way, Willie-boy, you seem to have a real thing against women, it's begins to make folks sort of wonder just where your tastes lie. Bruce in Bangkok (brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom) |
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wrote in message ... On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:15:04 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message . .. "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com... snip usual wastewater.... I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense! No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped? Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old. Wilbur Hubbard Sort of like the photo of your mentor Capt. what ever his name was's Coast Guard license? He has a valid USCG Master's license. I think he did Photoshop out the middle name. Seems like I remember him saying something about to avoid idenitity fraud. By the way, Willie-boy, you seem to have a real thing against women, it's begins to make folks sort of wonder just where your tastes lie. You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. Wilbur Hubbard Bruce in Bangkok (brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom) |
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. ... You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. That's an extensive list there Willy. Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. .. You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. That's an extensive list there Willy. Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . You missed one more 3) patches don't leak |
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"Scotty" wrote in message
. .. "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. .. You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. That's an extensive list there Willy. Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands since the Eisenhower administration. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands Has any of us...really? SBV |
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Scotty wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands Has any of us...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
... Scotty wrote: "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands Has any of us...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... Depends on the amount of cash I suppose.... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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Capt. JG wrote:
"cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands Has any of us...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... Depends on the amount of cash I suppose.... No, atually the other thing... |
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:21:27 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote: wrote in message .. . On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:15:04 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message .. . "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com... snip usual wastewater.... I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over me and move on with their lives? Wilbur Hubbard I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense! No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped? Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old. Wilbur Hubbard Sort of like the photo of your mentor Capt. what ever his name was's Coast Guard license? He has a valid USCG Master's license. I think he did Photoshop out the middle name. Seems like I remember him saying something about to avoid idenitity fraud. By the way, Willie-boy, you seem to have a real thing against women, it's begins to make folks sort of wonder just where your tastes lie. You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. Not interested merely trying to caution you that inquiring minds were beginning to have grave misgivings about you. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. Wilbur Hubbard In other words one of those inflatable plastic dolls.... Bruce in Bangkok (brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom) |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... ....really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... ask someone to explain it to you. |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
... Capt. JG wrote: "cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands Has any of us...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... Depends on the amount of cash I suppose.... No, atually the other thing... Heh... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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Leave it to gaynze to gay up the thread
"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... "Scotty" wrote in message . .. "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message anews.com. .. You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a woman. My theory about the availability of desirable women: Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28. Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches. Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds. Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150. Desirable only when they have small pert breasts. Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse. Desirable only when they are non-smokers. Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk. Desirable only when they don't want kids. Desirable only when they hate telephones. Desirable only when they have a life of their own. Desirable only when they can't gossip. Desirable only when they are monogomous. Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit. Desirable only when they have short hair. Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out. Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with perfume. Desirable only when they have small hands and feet. Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip bones. Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic. Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!" Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian. Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings. Desirable only when they have sweet voices. Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist and thin arms - no body-builder types. Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real cakes and pies. Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating. Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair than a man does. Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look at me. In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world that can match my high standards. That's an extensive list there Willy. Capt Neals list was 1) as long as she's breathing, 2) or at least still warm . hope this helps Capt SBV I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash changing hands since the Eisenhower administration. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... ...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... ask someone to explain it to you. He's learning from Gaynze |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... ...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... ask someone to explain it to you. He's learning from Gaynze |
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Sammy wrote:
"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... ...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... ask someone to explain it to you. He's learning from Gaynze Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. But, hey, different strokes for crusty old blokes... |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
... Sammy wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message . .. "cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... ...really? SBV I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or to just brag out loud... ask someone to explain it to you. He's learning from Gaynze Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. But, hey, different strokes for crusty old blokes... Poor sockpuppet has some gender issues, apparently.... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. ever buy her a present? |
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:35:41 -0400, "Scotty" wrote this
crap: Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. ever buy her a present? Or even hold hands? I'm Horvath and I approve of this post. |
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Bloody Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:35:41 -0400, "Scotty" wrote this crap: Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. ever buy her a present? Or even hold hands? I'm Horvath and I approve of this post. See? That's why this got going in the first place. You guys just want to put-down and make fun of... Tough guys. No wonder women stay away from you. Sheesh! |
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"cavelamb himself" wrote in message ... Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. ever buy her a present? Or even hold hands? See? That's why this got going in the first place. You guys just want to put-down and make fun of... we'll take that as a 'no'. |
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Scotty wrote:
See? That's why this got going in the first place. You guys just want to put-down and make fun of... we'll take that as a 'no'. Take it any way you want, Scotty. What you think doesn't have anything thing to do with me or Dorothy. Tonight is Wednesday Races. WE are off to sail for a while. Bye |
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cavelamb himself wrote in
: Bloody Horvath wrote: On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:35:41 -0400, "Scotty" wrote this crap: Nope. I just have a cute girl friend. ever buy her a present? Or even hold hands? I'm Horvath and I approve of this post. See? That's why this got going in the first place. You guys just want to put-down and make fun of... Tough guys. No wonder women stay away from you. Sheesh! Well...that and the smell. ;-) |
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