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Capt. Rob September 1st 07 12:18 PM

A Real Race
 
I have no doubt he
can sail circles around you.



I have serious doubts that any of you sail enough for that to mean
anything. 5 years ago I drew on the vast experience of friends who do
regular crossings and race one design. I bet you heard or even know a
few of them, Bart. I still learn from them, but they would certainly
tell you that I can trim a boat nicely handle the helm. I'd love to
see Sloco sail circles around me since no one else can. In a race
around the buoys he'd probably win since I don't race and could care
less.
So your point means little and I truly think Sloco knows **** about
boats. Like Doug, he walks around thinking he's a vast store house of
sailing knowledge. But like most sailors, he has opinions about stuff
he doesn't know much about. I know people who have designed sails,
built boats they crossed an ocean with and make a real life of
sailing. The fellow who sold me my 35s5 has sailed around the world,
sailed Turner's boat during the Fastnet disaster and is now building a
boat. I'll sail with him next month. It's funny how guys like that
don't have time to post here. He's read these forums and found them
funny as hell.
With a couple of exceptions (Such as Joe who's had professional time
at sea and owns a serious passage maker) you're all weekend warriors
and not too good at that. Bart, get real. You've been working on that
boat...a lovely Ericson I think, for how long? We had a guy come into
the yard last season and he bought a pretty far gone Valliant 40. The
boat needed everything, including blister work and keel damage repair.
He refit that boat in half a season and sailed it home to Ireland.
You've been fixing that thing for YEARS.
Sloco is probably a good PHRF sailor. He's obviously impressed with
himself about it. But he's also a trailer trash asswipe and I like
pointing it out as often as possible!


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty September 1st 07 02:28 PM

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"Bart" wrote in message
ps.com...


If you start now and race two or three days a week, you

might
be able to catch up to loco's experience. I have no doubt

he
can sail circles around you.



while holding a cigarette in one hand,

;)



Scotty September 1st 07 02:29 PM

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I think you hit a nerve, Bart.

:o

"Capt. **** Head" wrote in message
ps.com...
I have no doubt he
can sail circles around you.

Boo Hoo Hoo

I have serious doubts that any of you sail enough for that

to mean
anything. 5 years ago I drew on the vast experience of

friends who do
regular crossings and race one design. I bet you heard or

even know a
few of them, Bart. I still learn from them, but they would

certainly
tell you that I can trim a boat nicely handle the helm.

I'd love to
see Sloco sail circles around me since no one else can. In

a race
around the buoys he'd probably win since I don't race and

could care
less.
So your point means little and I truly think Sloco knows

**** about
boats. Like Doug, he walks around thinking he's a vast

store house of
sailing knowledge. But like most sailors, he has opinions

about stuff
he doesn't know much about. I know people who have

designed sails,
built boats they crossed an ocean with and make a real

life of
sailing. The fellow who sold me my 35s5 has sailed around

the world,
sailed Turner's boat during the Fastnet disaster and is

now building a
boat. I'll sail with him next month. It's funny how guys

like that
don't have time to post here. He's read these forums and

found them
funny as hell.
With a couple of exceptions (Such as Joe who's had

professional time
at sea and owns a serious passage maker) you're all

weekend warriors
and not too good at that. Bart, get real. You've been

working on that
boat...a lovely Ericson I think, for how long? We had a

guy come into
the yard last season and he bought a pretty far gone

Valliant 40. The
boat needed everything, including blister work and keel

damage repair.
He refit that boat in half a season and sailed it home to

Ireland.
You've been fixing that thing for YEARS.
Sloco is probably a good PHRF sailor. He's obviously

impressed with
himself about it. But he's also a trailer trash asswipe

and I like
pointing it out as often as possible!

Boo Hoo
RB
35s5
NY
Boo Hoo




Scotty September 1st 07 02:43 PM

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"Capt. **** Head" wrote in message
ps.com...
I



I have serious doubts


about yourself?




I know people who have designed sails,
built boats they crossed an ocean with and make a real

life of
sailing. The fellow who sold me my 35s5 has sailed around

the world,
sailed Turner's boat during the Fastnet disaster and is

now building a
boat.



Ahhh, I see,...you're a sailor by ASSociation.



Capt. Rob September 1st 07 03:03 PM

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Ahhh, I see,...you're a sailor by ASSociation.



You ARE associated with me, yes.



RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob September 1st 07 03:05 PM

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while holding a cigarette in one hand,



So not only is Sloco a tool, but he's also dumb enough to still be
smoking?
I see.

Off for a sail. Keep posting!



RB
35s5
NY



Ringmaster September 2nd 07 05:05 AM

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I'd love to see Sloco sail circles around me since no one else
can. In a race around the buoys he'd probably win since I don't race
and could care less.

Care less? Didn't this guy just post that he was in a "real race"?
Trumpeting that he beat up on a 27 footer with a 29 footer while
claiming they were close in performance. Oh, that's right there was
no starting line or pre start or upwind turn or tacking or jibing
or........................ It was just a drag race between a 29
footer and a 27 footer. That's how it's done in the Matrix.

35s5................ Quick in the Matrix.



Capt. Rob September 2nd 07 02:28 PM

A Real Race
 
Care less?


Yup. The only one who's filled with care about this stuff is you!


Didn't this guy just post that he was in a "real race"?


More real than your silly handicap races.


Trumpeting that he beat up on a 27 footer with a 29 footer while
claiming they were close in performance.

J27's beat J29 fractionals all the time, boat for boat. I guess you've
sailed neither.


Oh, that's right there was
no starting line or pre start

Nope. We raced for FUN, plankton breath. FUN is something completely
alien to you aboard a boat. You've made than more than obvious!


or upwind turn or tacking or jibing
or........................ It was just a drag race between a 29
footer and a 27 footer.


Yea, a couple of feet of waterline always make a boat faster. Tell us
all about it sloco! Now, care to explain how we got to the bridges and
under stepping stone and back to our docks without tacking or gybing?
Who knew drag races had so many course changes!?


Sloco, you're not just an idiot. You're an enraged idiot and love it!
Going sailing, lubber boy! Keep posting!



RB
35s5
NY


[email protected] September 2nd 07 04:11 PM

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What a great troll, Bubbles! You've all but admitted that this "race"
was totally imaginary then contradicted yourself a dozen times or
more, and here you have pulled in a couple of dozen answers from real
people who really sail.... sucked them right into your fantasy world.
Congrats!

I very rarely read your posts, but this one was a lulu.

DSK


Care less?


"Capt. Rob" wrote:
Yup. The only one who's filled with care about this stuff is you!

Didn't this guy just post that he was in a "real race"?

More real than your silly handicap races.

Trumpeting that he beat up on a 27 footer with a 29 footer while
claiming they were close in performance.

J27's beat J29 fractionals all the time, boat for boat. I guess you've
sailed neither.

Oh, that's right there was
no starting line or pre start

Nope. We raced for FUN, plankton breath. FUN is something completely
alien to you aboard a boat. You've made than more than obvious!

or upwind turn or tacking or jibing
or........................ It was just a drag race between a 29
footer and a 27 footer.

Yea, a couple of feet of waterline always make a boat faster. Tell us
all about it sloco! Now, care to explain how we got to the bridges and
under stepping stone and back to our docks without tacking or gybing?
Who knew drag races had so many course changes!?

Sloco, you're not just an idiot. You're an enraged idiot and love it!
Going sailing, lubber boy! Keep posting!

RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob September 2nd 07 05:15 PM

A Real Race
 
I very rarely read your posts, but this one was a lulu.



You mean my fantasy world where I post pics and vids of the sailing I
actually do. Then I come home from sailing and find that you've also
responded to my posts during the day while we sailed. I'm off now,
Doug. I have to meet crew by 1:30 while you help your wife do some
shoe shopping.

I'll post pics/vids tomorrow. We may sleep aboard tonight, or come
home tonight for BBQ and sleep aboard tomorrow.

Too bad you're missing the joys of owning a sailboat, Doug!


RB
35s5
NY



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