The real Bobsprit is actually MOMsprit. . .


My bra is more expensive than your boat.

My lovely home in the woods is so spotlessly clean - I keep it that way,
thank you.

My breast pump is higher tech than your stereo system.

My days spent babysitting my kid are more interesting than your jobs.

When I get done shaving my legs they are so shapely I could be an
underwear model, too.

I can crush a tampon applicator with my bare hands.


MOMsprit
35s5
NY


"I'm MOMSPRIT and I approve this post."