MOMsprit
The real Bobsprit is actually MOMsprit. . .
My bra is more expensive than your boat.
My lovely home in the woods is so spotlessly clean - I keep it that way,
thank you.
My breast pump is higher tech than your stereo system.
My days spent babysitting my kid are more interesting than your jobs.
When I get done shaving my legs they are so shapely I could be an
underwear model, too.
I can crush a tampon applicator with my bare hands.
MOMsprit
35s5
NY
"I'm MOMSPRIT and I approve this post."
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