Why does he have to be bathed in video, air conditioning, couches, music,
comfy cars?

Is there not a shred of hardiness is that sad sap?

Do his hands ever get dirty? The knuckles scrapped? Grease under his nails?
The skin cracked from dirt?

Nope, he's Mr Softy.

The only shovel he owns is made of plastic!

Lloyd

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
...
Why does he have to be bathed in video, air conditioning, couches,
music, comfy cars?

Is there not a shred of hardiness is that sad sap?

Do his hands ever get dirty? The knuckles scrapped? Grease under his
nails? The skin cracked from dirt?

Nope, he's Mr Softy.

The only shovel he owns is made of plastic!

Lloyd



How right you are, Mr. Bonafide! But, he's at least being true to form
in that he's Mr. Mom around his household. I bet he even shaves his
legs and armpits and probably applies between his legs liberal doses of
feminine hygiene deodorant spray. But the good news is he no longer is
taking estrogen since he isn't breast feeding the kid any more.


Wilbur Hubbard

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:36:15 -0500, "Lloyd Bonafide"
scribbled thusly:

Why does he have to be bathed in video, air conditioning, couches,
music,
comfy cars?

Because he can afford it?

Is there not a shred of hardiness is that sad sap?

Do his hands ever get dirty? The knuckles scrapped? Grease under his
nails?
The skin cracked from dirt?

Yikes...why, unless you like that sort of thing.

Nope, he's Mr Softy.

The only shovel he owns is made of plastic!

That's all he needs to shovel your bull****!


Ozone, if you're looking to suck up to Booby for a possible gay tryst
then please take it to e-mail. (This will have the added advantage of
not arousing Capt. JG's prurient interests.)

Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur Hubbard

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:44:50 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:36:15 -0500, "Lloyd Bonafide"
scribbled thusly:

Why does he have to be bathed in video, air conditioning, couches,
music,
comfy cars?

Because he can afford it?

Is there not a shred of hardiness is that sad sap?

Do his hands ever get dirty? The knuckles scrapped? Grease under his
nails?
The skin cracked from dirt?

Yikes...why, unless you like that sort of thing.

Nope, he's Mr Softy.

The only shovel he owns is made of plastic!

That's all he needs to shovel your bull****!


Ozone, if you're looking to suck up to Booby for a possible gay tryst
then please take it to e-mail. (This will have the added advantage of
not arousing Capt. JG's prurient interests.)

Wilbur Hubbard

Hey Cappy, did you sell the yellow tub after you retired?
What did you replace her with?

I got an e-mail from the good Captain Neal just last week. He's happily
living aboard his blue water cruiser after having completed a North
Atlantic circumnavigation from Charleston S.C. to Greenland to Ireland
and on around from the north to the English Channel on down to Bretagne
then on to the Canaries and then back across to the Windward Islands. He
the sailed down the Leewards to the Turks and Caicos and to George Town
in the Bahamas where he has financial dealings in the Cuban cigar import
trade. He intends to make the Bahamas out islands his retirement
cruising grounds and headquarters of exporting Cuban cigars to rich fat
cats in the States.

And, yes, he's still living aboard his fine vessel, "Cut the Mustard,"
in his usual flamboyant style.

Wilbur Hubbard

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
...

And, yes, he's still living aboard his fine vessel, "Cut
the Mustard,"
in his usual flamboyant style.


Neal is gay?

Scotty wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
..

And, yes, he's still living aboard his fine vessel, "Cut

the Mustard,"

in his usual flamboyant style.



Neal is gay?




He likes cats...with fleas...

I got an e-mail from the good Captain Neal just last week.



This is a lie. Neal is no longer able to sail and that's a fact.



RB
35s5
NY

"Capt **** Head" wrote in



Neal is no longer able to sail and that's a fact.


and you never could.

Neal is no longer able to sail and that's a fact.



and you never could.



Just like a broken clock that's right twice a day, my sailboat falls
into the groove from time to time.....and sails.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...lighterair.jpg

It's pure luck of course.



RB
35s5
NY