"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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Why does he have to be bathed in video, air conditioning, couches,
music, comfy cars?

Is there not a shred of hardiness is that sad sap?

Do his hands ever get dirty? The knuckles scrapped? Grease under his
nails? The skin cracked from dirt?

Nope, he's Mr Softy.

The only shovel he owns is made of plastic!

Lloyd



How right you are, Mr. Bonafide! But, he's at least being true to form
in that he's Mr. Mom around his household. I bet he even shaves his
legs and armpits and probably applies between his legs liberal doses of
feminine hygiene deodorant spray. But the good news is he no longer is
taking estrogen since he isn't breast feeding the kid any more.


Wilbur Hubbard