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so what good is your boat to you, except as a resale item, if you
become an amputee?



Ignorant girl. Tell that to Tristan Jones who wrote some good sailing
books including "Outward Leg". He was an amputee.
http://www.tristanjones.org/outward.htm

Go post to a knitting group where you might know something about it,
please. Pretty please.

Greg


Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was. Neal, get a life.
You must ahve something you could do other than pretend to be toehr people.
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.


Could you expand upon that a bit?


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KLC Lewis wrote:
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.



Could you expand upon that a bit?


Tristan Jones
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Tristan Jones (May 8, 1924? - June 21, 1995) was an author and mariner
who wrote numerous books and articles, many in the first person, about
sailing. Since his stories tended to be a combination of both fact and
fiction in the tradition of Welsh story tellers, many of the details of
his early life are unknown.
Trivia

Mr. Jones was named, he claimed , for the island of Tristan da Cunha
because his parents were sailing near it when his mother entered labor.
The reality is that he was born Arthur Jones in Liverpool, the
illegitimate son of a Lancashire mill girl.

If you read any discussion boards regarding him, you will find that he
was a good spinner of yarn...I had an earthy uncle who loved the
backwoods of Northern Ontario, ate possum stew out of a big old
cauldron, and told whopper tales, too, that he purported to be true.
Fascinating minds, yes, but the truth? No way. There has also been much
discussion about his sexual proclivities. Now that he's dead, you find
mostly those who want to immortalize him and make him larger than life.
I personally do not think he is worthy of hero-worship although his
books are great reads...as long as you remember that they are fiction
based on a little bit of fact. Yes, the man could sail. So what? So can
many here...so honor him as an author, a good teller of tales, but don't
honor him because he performed great fetes of sailing magic..he didn't...
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KLC Lewis wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.



Could you expand upon that a bit?

Tristan Jones
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Tristan Jones (May 8, 1924? - June 21, 1995) was an author and mariner who
wrote numerous books and articles, many in the first person, about
sailing. Since his stories tended to be a combination of both fact and
fiction in the tradition of Welsh story tellers, many of the details of
his early life are unknown.
Trivia

Mr. Jones was named, he claimed , for the island of Tristan da Cunha
because his parents were sailing near it when his mother entered labor.
The reality is that he was born Arthur Jones in Liverpool, the
illegitimate son of a Lancashire mill girl.

If you read any discussion boards regarding him, you will find that he was
a good spinner of yarn...I had an earthy uncle who loved the backwoods of
Northern Ontario, ate possum stew out of a big old cauldron, and told
whopper tales, too, that he purported to be true. Fascinating minds, yes,
but the truth? No way. There has also been much discussion about his
sexual proclivities. Now that he's dead, you find mostly those who want to
immortalize him and make him larger than life. I personally do not think
he is worthy of hero-worship although his books are great reads...as long
as you remember that they are fiction based on a little bit of fact. Yes,
the man could sail. So what? So can many here...so honor him as an author,
a good teller of tales, but don't honor him because he performed great
fetes of sailing magic..he didn't...


Ya, I was more interested in your "Tristan Jones was a pirate" comment. A
teller of TALL tales he certainly was.


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KLC Lewis wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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KLC Lewis wrote:

"katy" wrote in message
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.


Could you expand upon that a bit?


Tristan Jones
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Tristan Jones (May 8, 1924? - June 21, 1995) was an author and mariner who
wrote numerous books and articles, many in the first person, about
sailing. Since his stories tended to be a combination of both fact and
fiction in the tradition of Welsh story tellers, many of the details of
his early life are unknown.
Trivia

Mr. Jones was named, he claimed , for the island of Tristan da Cunha
because his parents were sailing near it when his mother entered labor.
The reality is that he was born Arthur Jones in Liverpool, the
illegitimate son of a Lancashire mill girl.

If you read any discussion boards regarding him, you will find that he was
a good spinner of yarn...I had an earthy uncle who loved the backwoods of
Northern Ontario, ate possum stew out of a big old cauldron, and told
whopper tales, too, that he purported to be true. Fascinating minds, yes,
but the truth? No way. There has also been much discussion about his
sexual proclivities. Now that he's dead, you find mostly those who want to
immortalize him and make him larger than life. I personally do not think
he is worthy of hero-worship although his books are great reads...as long
as you remember that they are fiction based on a little bit of fact. Yes,
the man could sail. So what? So can many here...so honor him as an author,
a good teller of tales, but don't honor him because he performed great
fetes of sailing magic..he didn't...



Ya, I was more interested in your "Tristan Jones was a pirate" comment. A
teller of TALL tales he certainly was.


I tried to find the corresponding discussion for that but it seems to
have disappeared...seems that many of the incidents he relates
(specifically, one with cheese) were actually theft...he liked to make
money on the side and was not adverse to hieing off with what he
considered "finder's keepers"...in that respect, he ;pirated other
people's goods...I doubt he was brave enough to actually do any piracy
at sea...


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On Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:07:50 -0400, katy
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KLC Lewis wrote:
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KLC Lewis wrote:

"katy" wrote in message
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.


Could you expand upon that a bit?

Tristan Jones
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Tristan Jones (May 8, 1924? - June 21, 1995) was an author and mariner who
wrote numerous books and articles, many in the first person, about
sailing. Since his stories tended to be a combination of both fact and
fiction in the tradition of Welsh story tellers, many of the details of
his early life are unknown.
Trivia

Mr. Jones was named, he claimed , for the island of Tristan da Cunha
because his parents were sailing near it when his mother entered labor.
The reality is that he was born Arthur Jones in Liverpool, the
illegitimate son of a Lancashire mill girl.

If you read any discussion boards regarding him, you will find that he was
a good spinner of yarn...I had an earthy uncle who loved the backwoods of
Northern Ontario, ate possum stew out of a big old cauldron, and told
whopper tales, too, that he purported to be true. Fascinating minds, yes,
but the truth? No way. There has also been much discussion about his
sexual proclivities. Now that he's dead, you find mostly those who want to
immortalize him and make him larger than life. I personally do not think
he is worthy of hero-worship although his books are great reads...as long
as you remember that they are fiction based on a little bit of fact. Yes,
the man could sail. So what? So can many here...so honor him as an author,
a good teller of tales, but don't honor him because he performed great
fetes of sailing magic..he didn't...



Ya, I was more interested in your "Tristan Jones was a pirate" comment. A
teller of TALL tales he certainly was.


I tried to find the corresponding discussion for that but it seems to
have disappeared...seems that many of the incidents he relates
(specifically, one with cheese) were actually theft...he liked to make
money on the side and was not adverse to hieing off with what he
considered "finder's keepers"...in that respect, he ;pirated other
people's goods...I doubt he was brave enough to actually do any piracy
at sea...


Tristan lived out his last few years in Phuket Thailand and while I
don't know of any specific thefts he certainly was not a man to ever
repay a bill. He died owing everyone who ever loaned him money.

By the way, he lost his legs due to Diabetes which never seemed to
effect his drinking at all. Most of the people at Ao Chalong (the
district of Phuket where hung out) detested him as a loud mouthed,
obnoxious, drunken ,bum.

For some details of his acquisition of the Sea Dart see Ron Riel's
site as Ron sold him the boat.


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On Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:07:50 -0400, katy
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KLC Lewis wrote:
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KLC Lewis wrote:

"katy" wrote in message
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but if
you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was.


Could you expand upon that a bit?

Tristan Jones
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Tristan Jones (May 8, 1924? - June 21, 1995) was an author and mariner who
wrote numerous books and articles, many in the first person, about
sailing. Since his stories tended to be a combination of both fact and
fiction in the tradition of Welsh story tellers, many of the details of
his early life are unknown.
Trivia

Mr. Jones was named, he claimed , for the island of Tristan da Cunha
because his parents were sailing near it when his mother entered labor.
The reality is that he was born Arthur Jones in Liverpool, the
illegitimate son of a Lancashire mill girl.

If you read any discussion boards regarding him, you will find that he was
a good spinner of yarn...I had an earthy uncle who loved the backwoods of
Northern Ontario, ate possum stew out of a big old cauldron, and told
whopper tales, too, that he purported to be true. Fascinating minds, yes,
but the truth? No way. There has also been much discussion about his
sexual proclivities. Now that he's dead, you find mostly those who want to
immortalize him and make him larger than life. I personally do not think
he is worthy of hero-worship although his books are great reads...as long
as you remember that they are fiction based on a little bit of fact. Yes,
the man could sail. So what? So can many here...so honor him as an author,
a good teller of tales, but don't honor him because he performed great
fetes of sailing magic..he didn't...



Ya, I was more interested in your "Tristan Jones was a pirate" comment. A
teller of TALL tales he certainly was.


I tried to find the corresponding discussion for that but it seems to
have disappeared...seems that many of the incidents he relates
(specifically, one with cheese) were actually theft...he liked to make
money on the side and was not adverse to hieing off with what he
considered "finder's keepers"...in that respect, he ;pirated other
people's goods...I doubt he was brave enough to actually do any piracy
at sea...


As far as his sexual proclivities, there is no question about that.
Any of the people in Phuket who knew him was well aware of his tastes
in partners. In fact he appeared to make no secret of the facts.

On the other hand, he probably did more single handed sailing in
small boats then any one else before or since.


Bruce in Bangkok
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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but
if you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was. Neal, get a
life. You must ahve something you could do other than pretend to be
toehr people.


But he was an amputee. You said amputees didn't have no use for a boat.
Tristan SAILED his almost around the whole globe one legged. I'd say
that makes you wrong. Be a good girl scout and admit it. And what's
with this "Neal" crap? Does "Greg" look like "Neal" to you? Both have an
"e" and both have four letters. But, they ain't even close. You could
be dyslectic. I notice you mix up letters all the time. There's help for
that, ya know.

Greg

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Gregory Hall wrote:

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Tristan Jones was a liar and a pirate. He could wirte a good tale but
if you believed that bilge then you're as lame as he was. Neal, get a
life. You must ahve something you could do other than pretend to be
toehr people.



But he was an amputee. You said amputees didn't have no use for a boat.


No...I said that guy, if an amputee, would ahve no use for his boat...he
was doing a yutzy thing in a yutzy situation...

Tristan SAILED his almost around the whole globe one legged. I'd say
that makes you wrong.


Nope...doesn't make me wrong about anything...TJ was a hardened,
seasoned sailor before diabetes took his leg. He had lived aboard for
eyars and knew his way around his boat. Take a look at that guy hanging
off his bow pulpit, ready to sacrifice an arm or a leg....that's a
STUPID thing to do and Tristan Jones would agree...

Be a good girl scout and admit it. And what's
with this "Neal" crap? Does "Greg" look like "Neal" to you? Both have an
"e" and both have four letters. But, they ain't even close. You could
be dyslectic. I notice you mix up letters all the time. There's help for
that, ya know.


Yeah, Neal...whatever....gonna hide from the world forever behind all
your little socks? One day you'll run out of phone books to get names
from and then what?

Greg

 
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