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On Jul 15, 9:41 pm, "Maxprop" wrote:
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I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke


Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?


Do you have a fair idea of who did this, or are you simply going to
retaliate against some poor schmuck on principle?

Max


I have a pretty good ideal... Last week I was shooting marbles with a
wrist rocket out the top of the wheelhouse hatch up about 400 ft then
they fell on the tin roof coving thier dock and boat..They were
running around like chickens with thier heads cut off looking for what
was going on...;0)

Joe


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I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls

all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the

second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not

to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like

a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?



If you're sure it's a powerboater, set his boat on fire.



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I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls

all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the

second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not

to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like

a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?



If you're sure it's a powerboater, set his boat on fire.


Just make sure yours isn't anywhere nearby.

Max


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"Joe" wrote in message
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I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady
returns to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help
make her even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.

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On Jul 15, 11:51 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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oups.com...

I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke


Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?


Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady
returns to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help
make her even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.

Wilbur Hubbard


;0) thats a good one, and would indeed stir up a big hornets nest.
It's daddys boat and sonny boy has a steady squeeze. His Dad's a good
guy, just very gulliable.

Joe



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"Joe" wrote in message
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I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady returns
to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help make her
even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.


Sounds as if you're speaking from experience. Gosh, so sorry . . .

Max


 
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