"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:17:05 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
said:

And, as a slip-and-fall lawyer, you'd rather people drive around in
mini
cars so when they got squashed by full sized cars or SUVs you'll have
lots of clients hiring you to sue for bodily injury and pain and
suffering. And when they get a million-dollar settlement you grab 90%
of
it and laugh all the way to the bank while they struggle along on 10%.

I just don't know how lawyers can live with themselves.

And you clearly haven't even the hint of a clue as to what I do.



You claim to be a lawyer. As a lawyer what you do is make way, way more
money than you're worth. Notice I said "make" money. I didn't say
"earn" money.

But, I don't believe for a minute you're really a lawyer. What lawyer
hangs out on Usenet eight hours a day? BUSTED! Just take a look around
you. Check out the company you keep.

1) Pudgy stay-at-home dads
2) McDonald's fry cooks
3) Phil Hendrie characters
4) Hillbilly truck drivers
5) Oz rejects
6) Trawler trash
7) PDQ trawler trash
8) Mac26X morons
9) 50GT druggies
10) Misogynistic barts
11) Broken down transPac wannabes
12) Lambchops who live in caves
13) Anal displaced Irishmen
14) Blind men
15) Blind women
16) Maxipad wearers
17) Depends wearers

........wannabe sailors all except for the chronic pretenders.

Proud of yourself? Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

Wilbur Hubbard