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"Norm Howe" wrote in message
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All of your budget level mods make the car go faster in a straight
line.

You are not a regular or ever have been on a race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public roads into your personal
drag strip.

You never had high speed driving instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to go out on a track and go
head to head with others.

You race in traffic, others have to find out the hard way you are
racing.

You have no experience in high speed driving. Your experience is
simply in speeding, that is breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no skill. You want straight
line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe and a law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed on a twisty road for more
than 90 seconds. Try going for an hour continuous on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is splashing into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No commitment. Unskilled. No
mettle. Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to show. It's
all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized turbo. Get some struts. Get a
pair of balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be considerate of those who use the
public roads and obey the law. We all can use one less asshole on the
road.

I'd recommend SCCA SOLO II events for Bubbles. He can get his jollies with
his econo-rocket and might just learn something about driving skills in the
process. All safe and secure in someone's after-hours parking lot with
nothing but orange cones to hit.

Max

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:47 -0700, Norm Howe
wrote:

All of your budget level mods make the car go faster in a straight
line.

You are not a regular or ever have been on a race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public roads into your personal
drag strip.

You never had high speed driving instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to go out on a track and go
head to head with others.

You race in traffic, others have to find out the hard way you are
racing.

You have no experience in high speed driving. Your experience is
simply in speeding, that is breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no skill. You want straight
line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe and a law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed on a twisty road for more
than 90 seconds. Try going for an hour continuous on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is splashing into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No commitment. Unskilled. No
mettle. Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to show. It's
all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized turbo. Get some struts. Get a
pair of balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be considerate of those who use the
public roads and obey the law. We all can use one less asshole on the
road.

Norm Howe




Automotive expert Norm Howe drives a 2002 P-O-N-T-I-A-C!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Your point? Helio Castroneves drives a 1996 Chevy Caprice.

Max

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"Norm Howe" wrote in message
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You race in traffic, others have to find out the hard way
you are
racing.


that's the only way he can ''win'' a race.

same with his boat.

S

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On May 31, 9:14 am, "Maxprop" wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

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On Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:47 -0700, Norm Howe
wrote:

All of your budget level mods make the car go faster in a straight
line.

You are not a regular or ever have been on a race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public roads into your personal
drag strip.

You never had high speed driving instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to go out on a track and go
head to head with others.

You race in traffic, others have to find out the hard way you are
racing.

You have no experience in high speed driving. Your experience is
simply in speeding, that is breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no skill. You want straight
line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe and a law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed on a twisty road for more
than 90 seconds. Try going for an hour continuous on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is splashing into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No commitment. Unskilled. No
mettle. Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to show. It's
all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized turbo. Get some struts. Get a
pair of balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be considerate of those who use the
public roads and obey the law. We all can use one less asshole on the
road.

Norm Howe

Automotive expert Norm Howe drives a 2002 P-O-N-T-I-A-C!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Your point? Helio Castroneves drives a 1996 Chevy Caprice.

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And Sam Walton drove a 72 ford truck until he died. Some people do not
have the need to brag or try to impress others with fancy trinkets.

Joe

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On May 31, 10:53 am, Charlie Morgan wrote:
On 31 May 2007 08:48:59 -0700, Joe wrote:





On May 31, 9:14 am, "Maxprop" wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

. ..

On Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:47 -0700, Norm Howe
wrote:

All of your budget level mods make the car go faster in a straight
line.

You are not a regular or ever have been on a race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public roads into your personal
drag strip.

You never had high speed driving instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to go out on a track and go
head to head with others.

You race in traffic, others have to find out the hard way you are
racing.

You have no experience in high speed driving. Your experience is
simply in speeding, that is breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no skill. You want straight
line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe and a law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed on a twisty road for more
than 90 seconds. Try going for an hour continuous on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is splashing into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No commitment. Unskilled. No
mettle. Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to show. It's
all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized turbo. Get some struts. Get a
pair of balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be considerate of those who use the
public roads and obey the law. We all can use one less asshole on the
road.

Norm Howe

Automotive expert Norm Howe drives a 2002 P-O-N-T-I-A-C!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Your point? Helio Castroneves drives a 1996 Chevy Caprice.

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And Sam Walton drove a 72 ford truck until he died. Some people do not
have the need to brag or try to impress others with fancy trinkets.

Joe

Really? Did you ever visit Sam Walton's house? It was designed by Fay
Jones, an apprentice of Frank Lloyd Wright, and was custom built from
the best material available. No expense spared.

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http://aperture.photopholio.com/arch...7872788/149462

It's a nice truck, why woulden't he drive it daily until he died? WTF
was he going to use to haul around his dogs in.... a Rolls Royce?

Building a quality home with the best materials available is a smart
conservative more. I bet it's worth now double what he spent
constructing it. Also I bet it has a low maintance bill.

Buying an overpriced thin skinned rice burner thats worth 1/2 what
you paid for it the second it rolled out the door is not very wise.
Then racing on "seldom" used winding roads is supreme stupity and
proves just what a putz Rob is.

Joe

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Dave wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 03:27:50 GMT, "Maxprop" said:

Wonder whether BS has ever actually pulled an engine apart himself and put
it back together.

Nay, nay. That would negate his bragging rights at being able to afford to
*pay* for such things.

That's my suspicion, but perhaps we'll be pleasantly surprised. Maybe he
even knows what plastigage is.

He already knows, all Japanese cars have plastic gauges! gr

Cheers
Marty

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Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Dave wrote:

On Wed, 30 May 2007 10:51:17 -0500, Martin Baxter said:

Sure Bob, next it'll be NOX, rebore, recam, get rid of the turbo add SC
and run nitro. Oh, don't forget the sodium valves!

Wonder whether BS has ever actually pulled an engine apart himself and
put
it back together.

Not likely, he doesn't own any metric adjustable wrenches.

I'm sure BB will loan him a complete set of Whitworths. They'll fit
everything from SAE to metric.

Interesting concept, one tool lending tools to another tool. ;-o

Cheers
Marty

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Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No commitment. Unskilled. No
mettle. Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to show. It's
all about you.




Yup! It's all about me!
You sure get ****y when you get busted in a bad troll!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY

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1996 Chevy Caprice.



I had a Caprice for a while, a retired NJ cop car. It was one of the
few US built cars that was worth a damn. I also had a Crown Vic for a
while, also a NJ cop car, which was pretty quick for such a boat.



RB
35s5
NY

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same with his boat.



Scotty's right. I race the 35s5 in heavy traffic.



RB
35s5
NY