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Default Why Joe Is Bitter

Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs


Wow. Not well educated are you? It's not a bug.


But I did that 24 years ago with a step son,

You have no son or daughter. You were never man enough to step up and
have your own family. You've already explained that your lady can't
have kids, which infers you tried. But you still weren't man enough to
save a child via adoption. Any asshole can live on his own terms; it's
easy.


I live on the water, sail when I wan't,

I guess you don't want to then!


and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere.


I work from home, dummy!


I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.


That's great! We're all impressed. But frankly I'm more impressed by
people who raise a family and don't end up on a old houseboat
embittered by circumstance.


Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs
to
do every day.


I have a sports car. Do you? I also have a classic car. Do you? I own
a total of 15 acres in this area. Do you own anything? My chores for
today were tough! I took Thomas to the stream and then we looked for
box turtles. Later today we're going to the boat. Tomorrow I'll be
stuck at home because my home theatre sofa with built in recliners is
being delivered. Yeah, tough times!


BTW here is a picture of my front yard http://sports.webshots.com/photo/218...63212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.


Wow! Is that WATER????


Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars,

But you don't own it. My property totals in value around 1,5 mil and
it's mine.


and access to the world by water.

Maybe you can sell your houseboat to someone who can take advantage of
that!


And sailboat
races tonight.


Is it filled with other derelict vessels with jury rigged rudders and
the wrong sails?



BWAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA! Joe, you're SOOOOO Easy!



RB
35s5
NY

 
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