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His steel motorsailor is now a houseboat. When did that thing actually
sail last?

No major voyage happened, though he claimed he'd be gone by now.

He sails lame dink with wrong rudder and sales...his only sailing
outlet.

And days like these.....never to be Joe's. I guess I'd be bitter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb82QxRi84


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On May 16, 6:13 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
His steel motorsailor is now a houseboat. When did that thing actually
sail last?

No major voyage happened, though he claimed he'd be gone by now.

He sails lame dink with wrong rudder and sales...his only sailing
outlet.

And days like these.....never to be Joe's. I guess I'd be bitter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb82QxRi84

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NY


Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs I have 16 nephews &
nieces. But I did that 24 years ago with a step son, he even looked
more like me than your kid looks like you. He's married and has kids
of his own now.

I live on the water, sail when I wan't, and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere. I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.

Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs to
do every day.

BTW here is a picture of my front yard http://sports.webshots.com/photo/218...63212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.

Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars, and has the
best view on the lake, and access to the world by water. And sailboat
races tonight.

Joe






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Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs


Wow. Not well educated are you? It's not a bug.


But I did that 24 years ago with a step son,

You have no son or daughter. You were never man enough to step up and
have your own family. You've already explained that your lady can't
have kids, which infers you tried. But you still weren't man enough to
save a child via adoption. Any asshole can live on his own terms; it's
easy.


I live on the water, sail when I wan't,

I guess you don't want to then!


and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere.


I work from home, dummy!


I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.


That's great! We're all impressed. But frankly I'm more impressed by
people who raise a family and don't end up on a old houseboat
embittered by circumstance.


Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs
to
do every day.


I have a sports car. Do you? I also have a classic car. Do you? I own
a total of 15 acres in this area. Do you own anything? My chores for
today were tough! I took Thomas to the stream and then we looked for
box turtles. Later today we're going to the boat. Tomorrow I'll be
stuck at home because my home theatre sofa with built in recliners is
being delivered. Yeah, tough times!


BTW here is a picture of my front yard http://sports.webshots.com/photo/218...63212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.


Wow! Is that WATER????


Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars,

But you don't own it. My property totals in value around 1,5 mil and
it's mine.


and access to the world by water.

Maybe you can sell your houseboat to someone who can take advantage of
that!


And sailboat
races tonight.


Is it filled with other derelict vessels with jury rigged rudders and
the wrong sails?



BWAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA! Joe, you're SOOOOO Easy!



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Joe wrote:
On May 16, 6:13 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:

His steel motorsailor is now a houseboat. When did that thing actually
sail last?

No major voyage happened, though he claimed he'd be gone by now.

He sails lame dink with wrong rudder and sales...his only sailing
outlet.

And days like these.....never to be Joe's. I guess I'd be bitter too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb82QxRi84

Capt RB
35s5
NY



Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs I have 16 nephews &
nieces. But I did that 24 years ago with a step son, he even looked
more like me than your kid looks like you. He's married and has kids
of his own now.

I live on the water, sail when I wan't, and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere. I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.

Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs to
do every day.

BTW here is a picture of my front yard http://sports.webshots.com/photo/218...63212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.

Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars, and has the
best view on the lake, and access to the world by water. And sailboat
races tonight.

Joe






Good gravy, Joe...get off the engative stuff about Bob's kid. I don't
care if you razz him about sailing, but leave the kid alone. He's cute
and sweet and Bob is abviously a good father...and I think his little
videos are precious....they are a reminder that there is a time in
everyone's life when there was no worry or care and that everything was
new and wonderful...at our age finding the new and wonderful is a
search, and no less jpy is felt than when we were 3, but the incidences
are few and far between...why don't you just try to enjoy these small
moments lived through the eyes of a child rather than criticize?
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On May 16, 11:15 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:

I work from home, dummy!


You commute to your boat when it's not hogging on stands.

I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.

That's great! We're all impressed.


No one is impressed with your self proclaimed Capt Rob title except
you.
Same with your rugrat, POS cars, TV, ect..ect.

But frankly I'm more impressed by
people who raise a family and don't end up on a old houseboat
embittered by circumstance.

You say something back woods hillbilly boy soccer mom?


Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs
to
do every day.

I have a sports car.

2..one's a mid engine classic

Do you? I also have a classic car. Do you? I own
a total of 15 acres in this area. Do you own anything? My chores for
today were tough! I took Thomas to the stream and then we looked for
box turtles. Later today we're going to the boat.


Commute to the boat, hunt for toxic turtles..better get while the
gettings good. Make sure to spend lots of time with the boy Rob, after
all you are old and his kids will most likely only know you by his
memories with your weak heart and all. Hopefully you will make it to
his graduation when you are 67 years old.

Tomorrow I'll be
stuck at home because my home theatre sofa with built in recliners is
being delivered. Yeah, tough times!


Perfect for the fat couch potato weekend warrior. Enjoy.



BTW here is a picture of my front yardhttp://sports.webshots.com/photo/2185263350063212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.

Wow! Is that WATER????

Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars,

But you don't own it.


I've lived here 13 years, have the whole island to myself, all the
space I need, I can do what I wan't when I wan't. Sounds like I own it
enough to suit my needs.

My property totals in value around 1,5 mil and
it's mine.


What happened to your so called partners? You going to screw them
like you did your fellow screen writers when you worked with scabs
making that movie ?

Do the people who invite you to movie previews know you crossed the
picket line and helped screw your fellow movie industry scumballs?
Did you tell little thomas how you squashed the unions?

And sailboat
races tonight.

Is it filled with other derelict vessels with jury rigged rudders and
the wrong sails?


Might be. Might not. All that matters is having a fun time sailing.

BWAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA! Joe, you're SOOOOO Easy!


Don't laugh so hard,,,with that fragile heart condition, and your
current weight problems it could be to much stress...but do not fret,
someone can save your kid by adopting him. Someone that might be
around to know his kids.

Joe



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On May 16, 11:28 am, katy wrote:
Joe wrote:
On May 16, 6:13 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:


His steel motorsailor is now a houseboat. When did that thing actually
sail last?


No major voyage happened, though he claimed he'd be gone by now.


He sails lame dink with wrong rudder and sales...his only sailing
outlet.


And days like these.....never to be Joe's. I guess I'd be bitter too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb82QxRi84


Capt RB
35s5
NY


Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs I have 16 nephews &
nieces. But I did that 24 years ago with a step son, he even looked
more like me than your kid looks like you. He's married and has kids
of his own now.


I live on the water, sail when I wan't, and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere. I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.


Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs to
do every day.


BTW here is a picture of my front yardhttp://sports.webshots.com/photo/2185263350063212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.


Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars, and has the
best view on the lake, and access to the world by water. And sailboat
races tonight.


Joe


Good gravy, Joe...get off the engative stuff about Bob's kid. I don't
care if you razz him about sailing, but leave the kid alone. He's cute
and sweet and Bob is abviously a good father...and I think his little
videos are precious....they are a reminder that there is a time in
everyone's life when there was no worry or care and that everything was
new and wonderful...at our age finding the new and wonderful is a
search, and no less jpy is felt than when we were 3, but the incidences
are few and far between...why don't you just try to enjoy these small
moments lived through the eyes of a child rather than criticize?- Hide quoted text -

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Katy what did I say negetive about his kid?. All I said is if I want
to watch kids watch bugs I could. It's not my fault he can not do
anything more interseting than that for the camera, and I do not blame
the kid...look who's directing.

Joe.


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Joe wrote:
On May 16, 11:28 am, katy wrote:

Joe wrote:

On May 16, 6:13 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:


His steel motorsailor is now a houseboat. When did that thing actually
sail last?


No major voyage happened, though he claimed he'd be gone by now.


He sails lame dink with wrong rudder and sales...his only sailing
outlet.


And days like these.....never to be Joe's. I guess I'd be bitter too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTb82QxRi84


Capt RB
35s5
NY


Yo Numb nuts.. If I want to watch kids watch bugs I have 16 nephews &
nieces. But I did that 24 years ago with a step son, he even looked
more like me than your kid looks like you. He's married and has kids
of his own now.


I live on the water, sail when I wan't, and have to deal with no
commutes anywhere. I've covered over 449,000 more miles at sea than
you, and I can call myself a capt and it's not a joke like you. USMM
Master Ticket # 607529.


Now go clean the ****ty diapers out of your Kia and head off to
shopping and the other dozen tasks a good soccer mom like you needs to
do every day.


BTW here is a picture of my front yardhttp://sports.webshots.com/photo/2185263350063212926oKkIeY
Even have servents to mow the grass and take out the trash.


Oh and my front yard is worth about 20 million dollars, and has the
best view on the lake, and access to the world by water. And sailboat
races tonight.


Joe


Good gravy, Joe...get off the engative stuff about Bob's kid. I don't
care if you razz him about sailing, but leave the kid alone. He's cute
and sweet and Bob is abviously a good father...and I think his little
videos are precious....they are a reminder that there is a time in
everyone's life when there was no worry or care and that everything was
new and wonderful...at our age finding the new and wonderful is a
search, and no less jpy is felt than when we were 3, but the incidences
are few and far between...why don't you just try to enjoy these small
moments lived through the eyes of a child rather than criticize?- Hide quoted text -

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Katy what did I say negetive about his kid?. All I said is if I want
to watch kids watch bugs I could. It's not my fault he can not do
anything more interseting than that for the camera, and I do not blame
the kid...look who's directing.

Joe.


More negativity....a kid taking interest in a milipede is
interesting...whether it's Thomas or any other kid...you just don't get
it...
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You have no son or daughter.


You have no daughter, therefore you are inferior.


Any asshole can live on his own terms; it's
easy.



Any asshole can knock up a skank and produce a kid. Stop
acting like you accomplished something.






But you don't own it. My property totals in value around

1,5 mil and
it's mine.



You own nothing!





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It's not my fault he can not do
anything more interseting than that for the camera,





Man, what a bitter, bitter dude Joe is.



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It's not my fault he can not do
anything more interseting than that for the camera,





Man, what a better, much better dude Joe is.



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