"Nathan Branden" wrote in message
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I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade Iran.
The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest amphibious
assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style landing near the
Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two MEU's will secure the
southern portion of the country while the Army spills across the Iraqi
border into the northern part of the country. SOG units will disable
key Iranian choke and infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be
established on the fly with the latest ARM technology launched from
AWACS, ECM and fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces
will offer an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.

I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat arising
from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will further
establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set him in the
history books as one of the 3 greatest of our presidents. This
military action should play out over a period of 14 months maximum.
Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for this final push against
world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.

Nathan

Either this should have been posted to alt.jokes instead of alt.sailing.asa
or it's time to dial up the thorazine drip.