Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica
Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Phil Kyle wrote:
:: Veronica Karlsson wrote:
::: Phil Kyle wrote:
:::: Veronica Karlsson wrote:
::::: Phil Kyle wrote:
:::::: Veronica Karlsson wrote:
::::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::::: Veronica Karlsson wrote:
::::::::: Zoe wrote:
:::::::::: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::::::::::
::::::::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
::::::::::: called Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
::::::::::: usenet:
:::::::::::
::::::::::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::::::::::
:::::::::: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears,
:::::::::: them pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so
:::::::::: sweet.
::::::::::
:::::::::: *smep*
:::::::::
::::::::: You need a proper troll sig:
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:::::::: hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two
:::::::: pleace lady veronica!!!1!
:::::::
::::::: But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of
::::::: rubbish... And you distort sigs when you quote them...
:::::::
::::::: *feeling negative itches*
::::::
:::::: So that's a no then.
:::::
::::: Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise?
::::
:::: No,Ii am merely mortal.
:::
::: Steve's not mortal? Does this mean my carefully constructed mail
::: bomb won't have any effect on him?
::
:: Course he isn't. He can live forever and the only way you can kill
:: him is by chopping his head off with a big highlander sword.
:
: Sword... hmmm... why couldn't you have told me that before I sent it
: off. I'm not sure he'll fall for the anonymous envelope from Sweden
: trick twice... :-\

mheh. I got it today and I cut the red wire. then I seduced the bimbo
hostage!
:
::: *disappointed*
::
:: *disappointed*
:
: *disappointed*

*impressed with vk's creativity*
:
:::: Phil Kyle
::::
:::: 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad
::::
:::: May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
:::
::: Another Swedish lesson:
:::
::: fil = yoghurt
::: kyl = fridge

oddly appropriate as a fridge is the best place to store yoghurt.
I'm afraid my knowlege of swedish is limited to tusen och en natt, which is
the *ahem* educational midnight movie on TV1000.
:::
:::
::: (and you should get one of these things)
::
:: What if I refuse?
:
: Then You Will Be Sorry!
:
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=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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