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Advice to Young Men from an Old Man
1. Don't pick on the weak. It's immoral. Don't antagonize the strong without
cause, its stupid.
2. Don't hate women. It's a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self
actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don't join the military, unless you
want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people's economic
or political interests.
6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people,
and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize
that the proponent's intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter,
no matter what bull**** they try to feed you.
7. Don't be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of
honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican,
don't be a "conservative." They are whining, bitching, complaining,
simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they're perpetual victims.
Listen to talk radio for a while, you'll see what I mean.
8. Don't take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all
advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually,
the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don't want to come off as
cynical.
9. You'll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you
owe them. You don't owe the vast majority of people ****.
10. Don't undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come
after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most
power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men
sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law
enforcement's primary purpose is to suppress you.
11. As a young man, you're on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike
women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women's Study
Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy
groups) almost no one is looking out for you.
12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives.
Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that
created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your
contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then
takes credit and the rewards where none is due.
13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother
does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on
your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.
14. Don't be afraid to tell people to "**** off" when need be. It is an
important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your
voice shakes.
15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to
read body language and non-verbal communication. Don't just concentrate on
your vocational or technical skills, or you'll find your wife ****ing
somebody else.
16. Keep fit.
17. Don't speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world,
even if she's wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs
your help, give it. She should know that you'll take her part.
18. Don't cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don't humiliate
her. Don't risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends.
Don't do it where you live. Don't do it with people in your social circle.
Don't **** in your own back yard.
19. If your girlfriend doesn't make you feel good about yourself and bring
joy to your life, fire her. That's what girlfriends are for.
20. Don't bother with "emotional affairs." They are just a vehicle for women
to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That's the
part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment
in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they're probably
****ing someone else.
21. Becoming a woman's friend and confidant is not going to get you into an
intimate relationship. If you haven't gotten the girl within a reasonably
short period of time, chances are you won't ever get her. She'll end up
confiding to you about the sexual adventures she's having with someone else.
22. Have and nurture friendships with women.
23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You're
going to see some girl and feel like you'll die if you don't get her. If she
rejects you, move on to the next one. It's her loss.
24. Don't be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre
of beautiful women advertising on Craig to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful
women don't need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive
women's photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your
money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The
posts on Craig by young "women" seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture
are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the
post uses common gay lexicon like "hole" as in "**** my hole" or seeks
"masculine" men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of "Don't send
a cock shot.") There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable
by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.
25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way.
People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path.
Gay guys will give you "the look." Old people will somehow stumble in front
of you at the worst time. Don't get frustrated. Just step aside and go about
your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to
acknowledge their existence.
26. Don't gay bash. Don't mentally or physically abuse people because of who
they are, or how they present themselves. It's none of your business to try
to intimidate people into conformity.
27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and
society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone
threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have
no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you'll
have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be
prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable.
Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You'll find a
welcoming community there.
28. Don't be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on
top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear
bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn
your bona fides.
29. Don't believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and
attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive
men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of
violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons,
twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny).
The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless
women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being
cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are
bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform
boys in school. It is the boys in school getting ****ed over, and prescribed
ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for
women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn't
make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.
30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and
trash the rest.

vicioustwist
san francisco
02-15-07